No, it was the accurate spelling. He used to work for Wall Street.

Yes I am. The devil would have more style.

The "King"'s too busy fighting world poverty.

All the app developers want this for Christmas:

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So Europe, please show equivalent satellite images without scorch marks? Prima facie, there seems to be evidence here.

Who would have thought that scientists would stoop to this CrAss attempt at humour.

Yeah, "motion tracking" and "ducking and leaning forward" has a whole new meaning.

The Transformers... E-M-P'd they died.

You must be a blast at parties...

You must be American. It's a slightly different procedure there. Take the bag down, put yours up, and then wait for the plane to fill up. When that's happened, flag a stewardess down or wait until they tell you that the bag has to go up, and hand it on over. Unfortunately in the US, everyone's paranoid as hell.

That's why when you talk to customer service, you record the conversation. For their safety, and yours.

I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

This is madness?!?

This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

Awesome would have been if he went all dirty harry on "Kimberly".

"Go ahead, make my day..."

Logically if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?