Exactly, the pen is mightier than the sword! Will someone think of the children having to witness these horrors!

I think that depends strongly on the definition of ostrich!

Next, on Jerry Springer...

He's a plumber, of course it's going to be water proof!

We are US Customs and TSA. We NEVER make mistakes!

No, it was the accurate spelling. He used to work for Wall Street.

Yes I am. The devil would have more style.

The "King"'s too busy fighting world poverty.

All the app developers want this for Christmas:

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So Europe, please show equivalent satellite images without scorch marks? Prima facie, there seems to be evidence here.

Who would have thought that scientists would stoop to this CrAss attempt at humour.

Yeah, "motion tracking" and "ducking and leaning forward" has a whole new meaning.

The Transformers... E-M-P'd they died.

You must be a blast at parties...

You must be American. It's a slightly different procedure there. Take the bag down, put yours up, and then wait for the plane to fill up. When that's happened, flag a stewardess down or wait until they tell you that the bag has to go up, and hand it on over. Unfortunately in the US, everyone's paranoid as hell.