Except it can't be *UTC* anything as UTC wouldn't exist..

Simple, park a few solar powered ion thrusters on the asteroid, turn them on in the required direction(s) and leave them going for for however long it takes to adjust the orbit enough....

We could send it to mars, attach a VASIMIR Ion Thruster which pushes at about ~5000 mN against the 420,000kg mass of the ISS at an acceleration of about 1.1 * 10^-5 m/s^2. Might take about 16 years to get the delta V to get to low Mars orbit, but it will do it eventually...

Ok I spoke to quickly, it just kills the visibility of the katamari, you can still play and everything thats stuck to it is still visible (until shot as well)..

You can play both at once but it gets boring quickly when you kill the katamari with the asteroids spaceship gun and just have the music playing against a game of asteroids...

my.lawn->get_off(you);

Been done already....

The article needs a minor correction, the diagram is labelled as showing the front of a monolith but it is clearly a rear view.

At least its slightly better than the game of catch up they've been playing of late, ie someone fails to blow up a plane with shoes then everyone has to take their shoes off etc etc..

World domination isn't a single problem?

I thought it hung out half an hour north of Calgary.

Damn I should have waited just a little longer to register...

Is there an iPhone version and/or will they jailbreak it for me to get it running?

Will this run on an iPhone or will they have to jailbreak it for me to run it?

I just came here to correct the link too. Which it looks like its been done already... /redundant