If someone has a BAC of 1.0, they're probably dead, so I'd be very surprised to see them driving...

On the other hand, I would agree with your argument for .10 BAC

ESPN is great if

1. You're a fan of the New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox
2. You're a fan of the New England Patriots
3. You're a fan of LeBron James

Otherwise, it sucks giant donkey dongs.

I worked with one of those for about 5 years. Loved it.

We were developing an artillery control system and used a Z8000 as the CPU. We did development on the S8000 under ZEUS.

The Z8000 was really a nice chip. Much nicer than the 286.

No, I remember that Thufir drank the stuff, and the red lips were a trademark of the Mentat.

However, in the book, they drank it because they *BELIEVED* it helped (placebo effect). It was never explicitly stated that it did help.

WTF do you need a /48 for? A /64 isn't big enough for you?

Clearly, the patent is for sticking a feather in one's hat.

Isn't the psychological term for it "projection"?

*I* do it, therefore you must do it too!

They should have known there was a problem when they found brown M&Ms in the break room candy dishes.

Do you have a link to the murdering bitch's retraction?

Damn, you! Why didn't you post this a year ago/?????

Phantom Tollbooth did it first!

"** Also, who protects us against the TSA?"

Obviously, we need the TSASA (TSA Security Administration)!!

"POTUS flies on public transport regularly"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Are you saying that anyone in the general public can buy a ticket and board a flight on AF1?

Alpha Centauri B Flat?

"... and *OTHER* neurodegenerative ..." (emphasis mine)

Have you ever seen someone die from ALS? It's sort of a "reverse Alzheimer's". The body shuts down, while the victim remains mentally aware, trapped inside her own body, knowing what is happening to her.

Remember, Alzheimer's and Dementia are not the only neurodegenerative disease.