I was six. At a friend's house. I had sprained my ankle, so his dad carried me downstairs so I could watch it on TV with everyone.

Where is the Doctor when we need him?

Been there, done that.

Why am I cancelling? Because Comcast has assholes like you in customer service!

Thank you. For once, this would be a legitimate use of the Interstate Commerce Clause.

Clearly, this *is* the purview of Congress, not the President, but all that the White House needs to do to make the petitioners happy is have one of its pet Congresscritters introduce legislation.

It seems to me that the state regulations banning such sales are an intrusion upon the prerogatives of Congress.

He does so have to shoot me now, so SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!

[BANG]

You're dettttthhpicable!!!

Shoot him now! shoot him now!

At least they didn't give you the "I don't care, you still have to register" bureaucratic BS.

Won't be there. Boris and Natasha were Potsylvanian, not Russian.

Nope. That was Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie.

Sure they can. They can license it out for this particular statue. Once it's licensed, there's no dilution.

And yes, I know 24 is fictional (and *bad* fiction, when it comes to tech)

Funny.... But I actually complained about that when they did it on 24 with the "magic ATC hacking box". Pilots aren't robots, if they see they're about to collide, they'll avoid it. Now there's another mechanism for the 3vil h4xx0rz to use.

But seriously. What happens when the video crashes (I guess the plane will, too), or gets hacked (and don't give me any bullshit about "airgapped")?

I actually did some minor volunteer work for the Anderson campaign in '80. He ran as an Independent, not as a Libertarian.

For all intents and purposes, "all intensive purposes" is illiterate. Which begs the question, "is anyone literate enough to notice, much less care?

There. FTFY.