At a previous job, we had a GPS simulator. It provided simulate sat signals to a GPS device for testing.

We could have had major fun with this if necessary.

As an Angeleno, I feel the exact same way about Burbank vs. LAX.

LAX is a fucking nightmare in every possible way, from the parking, to the TSA security theatre, to the insane traffic you have to fight just to get there.

Flying in and out of BUR, I'm in and out of the airport in minimal time -- you usually don't even have a wait at the TSA checkpoint.

There's a Sharp in my kitchen -- a vent hood model -- that was in there and old when I bought the house in 1999. By my count that's a minimum of 16, and given that it was old even then, probably much more.

I never change lightbulbs because it's a hardware problem, and I'm a software guy.

The GPL and BSD legal uncertainties may have been a part of it, but that still leaves us with the question, Why Linux and not HURD?

HURD was also GPL and free of the BSD uncertainties.

Damn... I need to use preview...

You ARE all a bunch of idiots!!!

Now come and get me, jerkwads!

You guys area all a bunch of idiots!!!

I'm still waiting to hear how K'Breel spins this.

Yo Dawg... I heard you like app apping, so I apped an app apping app into your app apping apping app!

You had 10Base5? My crib toy was an abacus!

My definition of 4.0: Who farted?

It's DOD work, but you might check L3, up by the 5/805 junction -- I don't know if they're hiring, though...

This asshole cold-called me... AT THE OFFICE.... When I don't have a direct line, and he had to go through the front desk to get to me.

I told him to never call me again.

Apparently, the asshole was scraping LinkedIn, because the next day, he called about 90% of the office. You'd have thought he'd have got a clue when the secretary started hanging up on him.

If you're accelerating, you're not in an inertial frame.

Have you looked at cacert.org?