Yo Dawg... I heard you like app apping, so I apped an app apping app into your app apping apping app!

You had 10Base5? My crib toy was an abacus!

My definition of 4.0: Who farted?

It's DOD work, but you might check L3, up by the 5/805 junction -- I don't know if they're hiring, though...

This asshole cold-called me... AT THE OFFICE.... When I don't have a direct line, and he had to go through the front desk to get to me.

I told him to never call me again.

Apparently, the asshole was scraping LinkedIn, because the next day, he called about 90% of the office. You'd have thought he'd have got a clue when the secretary started hanging up on him.

If you're accelerating, you're not in an inertial frame.

Have you looked at cacert.org?

It will be interesting to see the Heartland Institute's reaction to someone who is immune to suitcases filled with money.

It was his Scottish eccentricity. He was supposed to be from the University of Edinborough.

And besides, going back to TFS... How could it be patented in 1980? We all know that it wasn't "discovered" until 1986.

If someone has a BAC of 1.0, they're probably dead, so I'd be very surprised to see them driving...

On the other hand, I would agree with your argument for .10 BAC

ESPN is great if

1. You're a fan of the New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox
2. You're a fan of the New England Patriots
3. You're a fan of LeBron James

Otherwise, it sucks giant donkey dongs.

I worked with one of those for about 5 years. Loved it.

We were developing an artillery control system and used a Z8000 as the CPU. We did development on the S8000 under ZEUS.

The Z8000 was really a nice chip. Much nicer than the 286.

No, I remember that Thufir drank the stuff, and the red lips were a trademark of the Mentat.

However, in the book, they drank it because they *BELIEVED* it helped (placebo effect). It was never explicitly stated that it did help.

WTF do you need a /48 for? A /64 isn't big enough for you?

Clearly, the patent is for sticking a feather in one's hat.