Clearly, the patent is for sticking a feather in one's hat.

Isn't the psychological term for it "projection"?

*I* do it, therefore you must do it too!

They should have known there was a problem when they found brown M&Ms in the break room candy dishes.

Do you have a link to the murdering bitch's retraction?

Damn, you! Why didn't you post this a year ago/?????

Phantom Tollbooth did it first!

"** Also, who protects us against the TSA?"

Obviously, we need the TSASA (TSA Security Administration)!!

"POTUS flies on public transport regularly"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Are you saying that anyone in the general public can buy a ticket and board a flight on AF1?

Alpha Centauri B Flat?

"... and *OTHER* neurodegenerative ..." (emphasis mine)

Have you ever seen someone die from ALS? It's sort of a "reverse Alzheimer's". The body shuts down, while the victim remains mentally aware, trapped inside her own body, knowing what is happening to her.

Remember, Alzheimer's and Dementia are not the only neurodegenerative disease.

Or in other words..... CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION.

As has been pointed out many, many times in other discussions.

To be fair, I'm willing to be Californiaman, if it keeps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out of California!!!

I'm not your bud, guy!

It was preemptive, in case somebody asked for a car analogy.

You had sewers and barrels of toxic waste? You lucky, jammy bastard!!!!

WE had to dig our own sewers, and then build the chemical plants to GENERATE the toxic waste!!! I'd have killed for barrels of premade waste!