Who cares about lasers, they are so 80's...

I want a taser instead of spark plug. Oh wait...

"Mario Bertuccio, who owns the Grazie store in Prague....." Mario Bertuccio doesn't sounds as typical czech name to me.
Their website says the company is importer of brand products from Italy and other countries. So we can expect some Italians are involved...

From their address I realize where the shop is located, I'll go to check it out soon since the area is quite familiar to me.

The bigger, more serious, question remains: "You are in space! Why are you watching DVDs?"
There's nothing like to watch Battlestar Galactica when you're *in space*.

>> Would hate to die of Swine Flu, just because of what it's called... and all that it
>> would imply if I caught it...

> Then call it Mexican flu.

What's wrong with Freedom Flu?

Mouse enters reward chamber, and grimaces: "what is this slow crap?? I want UV! and it better be shorter than 300nm or I'm outta here!!"

One mouse meets another: I've got some UV bulbs, let's get high!
The other mouse: Man, UV is for kids, this X-ray tube rulz!

How does one get the temperature below 0 degrees Kelvin?
Only by means of imaginary Brownian motion...

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This is fake phishing e-mail. You can safely click on the link below, login and see how fake phishing website looks like.

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At least, communists stopped called cybernetics a "burgeois pseudoscience" http://www.economicexpert.com/a/Bourgeois:pseudoscience.html

How do they calculate probability of something that never happenned?

LHC is an experimental device, the scientists built it in order to learn new things about universe. Honestly, they don't know exactly what will happen when they start it, and they want to know what happens. This process is called 'an experiment'.

If the scientists knew what will happen inside, they wouldn't have to built LHC in the first place.

Again, how precisely can they calculate probability of something they're not sure what it does?

Didn't know Clive Sinclair was still around and working for Asus ?
Maybe he does. The Keeeboard keys quite similar to old rubber keyboard of the original ZX Spectrum:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Sinclair_ZX_Spectrum.jpg.