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Comment Re:Still? (Score 1) 347

I take your point, but the Large Hadron Collider is the pre-eminent technological achievement of our civilisation. It knocks the complexity of the moon landings into a cocked hat and operates at energy frequencies intended to rip the very fabric of space apart. It's the most complicated and wondrous machine ever built by our, and possibly by any species, and we're doing all this to understand the processes that govern life, the universe and everything.

That, my friend, is what gods do.

I think a little "are we there yet?" journalism is forgiveable in that context.
The Almighty Buck

EA Flip-Flops On Battlefield: Heroes Pricing, Fans Angry 221

An anonymous reader writes "Ben Kuchera from Ars Technica is reporting that EA/DICE has substantially changed the game model of Battlefield: Heroes, increasing the cost of weapons in Valor Points (the in-game currency that you earn by playing) to levels that even hardcore players cannot afford, and making them available in BattleFunds (the in-game currency that you buy with real money). Other consumables in the game, such as bandages to heal the players, suffered the same fate, turning the game into a subscription or pay-to-play model if players want to remain competitive. This goes against the creators' earlier stated objectives of not providing combat advantage to paying customers. Ben Cousins, from EA/DICE, argued, 'We also frankly wanted to make buying Battlefunds more appealing. We have wages to pay here in the Heroes team and in order to keep a team large enough to make new free content like maps and other game features we need to increase the amount of BF that people buy. Battlefield Heroes is a business at the end of the day and for a company like EA who recently laid off 16% of their workforce, we need to keep an eye on the accounts and make sure we are doing our bit for the company.' The official forums discussion thread is full of angry responses from upset users, who feel this change is a betrayal of the original stated objectives of the game."
Microsoft

Microsoft Game Software Preps Soldiers For Battle 44

coondoggie writes "Soldiers may go into battle better prepared to handle equipment and with a greater knowledge of their surroundings after an intellectual property licensing deal Monday between Microsoft and Lockheed Martin that will deepen the defense giant's access to visual simulation technology. The intellectual property agreement between the two focuses on Microsoft ESP, a games-based visual simulation software platform for the PC."

Comment Re:The problem (Score 5, Insightful) 515

Christ on a bike. See. This is the problem with you people. Frankly, if someone appears on my borders having travelled thousands of miles, with little money and no knowledge of the native language yet can pick up local customs and prejudices well enough to game a complicated system that intelligent people put in place precisely to stop them then who cares whether they're "genuine refugees"? That level of motivation and energy is welcome in any society I'm part of because it's precisely those qualities that create the milk and honey you're so fond of! Don't you understand? Geographic and social mobility is good! Stasis is bad! Change is good! How is that difficult? Gah! And double Gah! I'm sick of being exposed to this puerile nonsense day after day after day. Maybe you're right. Maybe we should be more draconian. I just hope that if we are, the powers-that-be make it as hard to leave as it'll become to enter. That way you can live in the economic, social and demographic backwater you create. It's a shame most people are shrieking fools nowadays as otherwise we might be able to construct a meaningful dialogue regarding the best way to manage immigration. That way English classes for migrants wouldn't be first on the altar of economic sacrifice, limiting their ability to integrate and compounding the us-and-them mentality that strangles any debate at birth. Immigration does raise complex question but it is beneficial and if people would just drop their belief in their god-given right to do whatever the fuck they want to poor people in other countries without the burden of consequences ever dropping in their lap then perhaps we could step out of the handbasket and head upwards rather than downwards for once.

Comment Re:What the fucking fuck? (Score 1) 1870

I made a joke on here a few days ago using a line from an Alanis Morrisette song. I'll probably be next up for a stint in the big house

That's what Fair Use is all about, and it's why you'd never get in trouble for it.

Yeah. Well. I made a facetious throwaway comment. I'm sure no-one ever got hassled for using copyrighted material in ways that weren't intended by their creator.

I'm not sure I see the distinction you're trying to make. One is a link to copyrighted material one isn't. They're chalk and cheese and I have no problem with either, but you're making the mistake of thinking that everyone who uses bittorrent is a freeloading scumbag whose raison d'etre is to rip off creators the world over. They're not. I use bittorrent to help me find new material. I'm not in the slightest bit embarrassed by that. Why should I be? I don't give a flying one what other people use it for but I suspect more use it in a similar manner to me than the record companies would ever admit to. I consider that a responsible usage of file sharing technology and if you don't agree, perhaps you can explain to me at what point it isn't.

The IFPI and their hateful, hateful ilk have not lost a single unit sale because I've used unauthorised sources. In fact, if it wasn't for those unauthorised sources, I'd never have made a lot of my purchases in the first place. Up until today, I'd recommend bands to people and burn them CDs of things I liked. I'd big up bands that I'd come across and be a cheerleader to anyone I knew for their material. As of today, that ceases. The IFPI lose out because the people I know buy fewer records. The artists lose out because the people I know may not want to go to their shows. I lose out because I love music. And why? Because the music companies want to enforce stone age business practices on a 21st century technology. Well. As I said in my original post. Fuck them. If you want to be their apologist, then fine, but by doing so you bear more responsibility for killing music than the pirates do.

Comment What the fucking fuck? (Score 3, Insightful) 1870

The people who run the Pirate Bay have been jailed for "assisting making available copyrighted content", meaning that they linked to copyrighted material? Fuck. That's the very basis of the internet. How can this judgement stand? If this is upheld, none of us are safe. Not Youtube, not Google, not anyone. Regardless of the rights or wrongs of file sharing, how can people be jailed for just linking to material? This is about the worst decision the courts could have made. Fuck you Sweden. Fuck you IFPI and fuck you all the recording artists that are signed to the companies who belong to you. I hope you all rot. It hurts but I'll never give you another unit of my hard earned currency again. I had no issue with paying for music I liked as long as you didn't make me pay for music I didn't. The internet allowed me to do that with greater freedom than ever before and now you jail people who facilitate my search for good music. You've already shut down the OLGA resource, denying thousands of would be guitarists a valuable resource for learning, you've already ripped thousands of music videos from youtube, and now you do this. Well thankyou. A better illustration of the way corporate whores set the legal policy of elected governments I could not find. Not that you'll care because you've brainwashed an entire generation into thinking your reality is the only reality. A generation who grow up believing sharing is wrong. Well. Good luck with that. Eventually you and all your kind will bleed yourself dry and when that happens, I'll make a point of playing poor quality MP3s of popular chart music over your graves and laugh at the irony of the damage you've wrought to the internet in order to protect the artistic integrity of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

Jesus. I made a joke on here a few days ago using a line from an Alanis Morrisette song. I'll probably be next up for a stint in the big house.

Comment Re:Scumbags (Score 1) 644

Actually, according to Article 1 of Protocol III of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, white phosphorous, as an obscurant, is legal, white phosphorous as an anti-personnel weapon against military targets outside of civilian areas is a grey area, usage in civilian areas or against civilians is verboten. Last time I looked, most of Fallujah was a civilian area. Of course, since the United States never signed up to the UN agreement the debate is moot anyway, even if the US's own documentation states, "It is against the law of land warfare to employ WP against personnel targets.". Still, I'm sure the powers that be thought everything was just tickety-boo, given they absolutely denied using the substance until found out.

Comment Re:Scumbags (Score 4, Informative) 644

So this is flamebait why? The US Army did use white phosphorous in Fallujah and did so even according to the US Army themselves. White phosphorous is a terrible substance that "melts people's bodies down to the bone", and requires significant moral gymnastics/cowardice* to justify as a weapon of war. I think it's only reasonable that, as an American soldier, the option to deploy banned weapons against the enemy be an option, just as it should be possible to win the game by not ever going to war on half-truths and lies disseminated by a blatantly evil and corrupt administration. (* Delete as appropriate)
Earth

Submission + - Supervolcano Eruption Moves Step Closer?

Oxygen99 writes: The Times is reporting that geologists are monitoring unusual earthquake patterns in Yellowstone National Park. Yellowstone is home to the Yellowstone Caldera, the largest supervolcano on the American continent. Other scientists have also observed the floor of the caldera rising at an alarming rate indicating injections of magma deep within the area. The last major supervolcano eruption in this part of the world was 640,000 years ago and launched 240 cubic miles of rock and dust into the atmosphere. According to Armageddon Online, a full on eruption may be an extinction level event. It sounds like it might be time to consider checking off a few more things on those 100 things to do before you die lists...
Role Playing (Games)

Submission + - MMORPG Used to Model Real World Disease

Oxygen99 writes: The Times is reporting on a paper by researchers in the US who argue that the spread of corrupted blood in World of Warcraft might provide clues to the way a real world population would cope with the prospect of a global pandemic. In the study, to be published in The Lancet next month, Professor Lofgren of Rutgers University and Professor Fefferman of Tufts University, suggest that:

"If, God forbid, a disease broke out in London, you could see what would happen if people were told immediately of the risk. Would there be panic and chaos, or would it allow them to psychologically accept the danger and act accordingly? What would happen if we made people feel too reassured? These are all things that have a great impact on the number of people who would be affected. They are also things we just don't know, so [virtual games] could be of great value in helping us understand what their true emotional responses would be."
PlayStation (Games)

Submission + - Church Of England Vows to Fight Fall Of Man

Oxygen99 writes: The BBC reports that the Church of England is considering legal action against Sony for featuring the inside of Manchester Cathedral in its Playstation 3 game Resistance: Fall Of Man without permission. The Bishop of Manchester says "For a global manufacturer to re-create one of our great cathedrals with photo-realistic quality and then encourage people to have guns battles in the building is beyond belief and highly irresponsible.". This is especially true Given Manchester's record with gun crime. Sony has not yet commented on the story.
It's funny.  Laugh.

Submission + - London Olympic Mascot Can Trigger Epileptic Fits

Oxygen99 writes: Ok. It may not be funny for epileptics, but it is undoubtedly amusing for the many people upset by the new logo for the 2012 London Olympics. Research by Professor Graham Harding of Cambridge Research Systems, and expert in photosensitive epilepsy, has shown that animations of the image, intended to be broadcast around the world to a television audience of billions, fails the threshold test for triggering seizures in epileptics. The logo cost £400,000 (Or over three quarters of a million US Dollars) and is the subject of intense criticism, being said to resemble both Hitler's SS logo, as well as a certain yellow, well-known cartoon character from Springfield performing an explicit sex act.
It's funny.  Laugh.

Submission + - Lunar Crime to be Stamped Out

Oxygen99 writes: It's long been suggested that the moon can have a significant effect on the psychological state of humans. Although tales of werewolves are the subject of few academic papers, it's often believed that people get more violent, more insane or just plain more reckless depending on the phase of the lunar cycle. Academic opinion suggests this is largely a folk belief but Sussex Police , here in the UK, are to place extra policemen on the streets of Brighton when a full moon occurs, arguing that their research shows a definite link.

Given that the strength of the relationship between lunar cycles and physiology is so arguable, is this a worthwhile exercise or is it another victory for pseudo-science over empiricism?

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