"Apple Warranty Canary Caught Working in a Coal Mine"

BREAKING: Microsoft will deliver version Windows 9.0, code-named "Jehova^3" in 2016.

"It'll be like Windows 3.0 meets the Trinity!" said Bob.

Serious as lung cancer. Glad if you bot a belly laugh out of a non-joke.

One mondo telescope you've got, there on your Olympian heights, sir.

You just want me to want war. You demand that I want such.

http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5725497&cid=47940517

He needed room
For his Soviet broom
On which he goes: "Zoom!"
While plotting your doom
But he no Burma Shave

Would I'd the attention span to accomplish the half of what you claim, sir. You just keep on pluckin' your "not my problem" chicken like it's your job. Tragic? Funny? Whatever.

You just keep sniffin' that throne, now.

"No," said Bob.

You keep trying to prod me into this 'idolize' thing. I'm really not clear why, but you're kinda funny.

Just to follow up my preceding response, I'm not coming out in strong agreement Bryan Fischer. He's certainly channeling some Old Testament prophet thinking, with the vast difference that they were understood to be proper prophets. Fischer, not so much. Thus, everyone should prayerfully repent as required, but it's far from clear that there is any judgement coming prior to the Apocalypse.
I really don't traffic in fear and guilt: sorry.

A fair assessment of what you're about, yes.

It's all fun and games until the Almighty taps the 'smite' button.