Do we know that with 100% certainty? If not it makes sense to hedge the bet a little.

A Brown Bess doesn't use primers.

I'm vegan

It's a shame mosquitoes aren't.

I seem to be foie gras & filet mignon to them. My wife never gets bitten.

Don't worry about the bacteria getting out of hand. If necessary we'll kill them with a virus. Or gorillas.

Most of Greece's population don't pay tax not because they don't want to, but because they're out of fucking work.

One slight flaw with that logic: they weren't paying taxes before either.

Someone did a study comparing the number of expensive cars to the number of people whose declared income was sufficient to afford them. Guess which was larger?

Would you buy any Greek bonds on the day they switch back to the Drachma?

I would.

Just the one.

To frame.

Actually, they're probably dematerialised these days, or whatever the word is. Which makes sense, because they wouldn't be worth the paper they're printed on.

What's that got to do with the point at hand?

At the time, it just make it easier for Germany to export

People keep saying this, as if driving your currency down requires some sort of special arcane skill that only the Greeks have. There are plenty of ways to do it - one of which is to run your economy in a completely irresponsible manner.

Not that devaluation is the magic bullet people are claiming anyway.

That plus painting the bike shed.

Wrong end!

I totally agree like sixty million percent times.

It's like houses. Who needs architects? If the door's in the wrong place and it's too narrow who cares, so long as the colour looks nice with the curtains.

Better not perform The Scottish Play, then. Any other unmentionables I forgot to mention?

Keep knocking them in, lad.

Are you sure you're not looking at the other Nokia - the part that M$ didn't buy?

Popcorn futures are already up 5%. This is going to be fun!