You can refine methane by yourself, though.

You pulled that right out of your butt.

Ah, T'Pau. I think they're touring again.

Friday's board meeting: Umm, chaps, I don't really know how to put this. Plasmo-blasters, well, you know they aren't 100% reliable ...

Making items to expensive

Like dictionaries?

mathematical statistics

Glad you cleared that up. I'm sure many people were labouring under the illusion that it was the underwater basket weaving type.

Seriously, who lets this shite in?

It appears that DC razors only do one side of the face properly.

See the bits at the sides (well, one of them) that normally make it into a Fu Manchu/Charles Bronson jobbie

His looks an unfastened padlock, the twat.

I'm intrigued as to what the inputs to this algorithm were. You know, garbage in = garbage out and all that. Especially given that (I assume this predates genetic tests and ultrasound) things like roundness of the bump or which tit itches most have been proven again and again and again to be utter bollocks.

Also, don't they have neutral colours there?

I really wonder about Russians sometimes, and not just when they have elections.

Please explain how ~30-80 cents/gallon** taxation becomes "subsidized".

When invading other countries to, umm ... combat tairsum and impose demorcacy, costs 40-90 cents per gallon.

And they're getting some exercise & fresh air.

In the event that an actual certified & credentialled pediophiddlerist runs out from behind the nearest tree and tries to abduct them they might be sufficiently fleet to evade capture.

Or as we used to say back in the 80's[1], lunch is for wimps. Still made me giggle.

Flavor is an impediment to Productivity(tm). Concern for presentation is an impediment to Agility(tm).

There's the basis of a rap in there somewhere.

1] 1980s, before any fixiejockeys chime in.

The military have been using MREs and similar things for over half a century, which all taste awful but not as bad as your allies' ones. Similar items exist for disaster relief agencies & hikers.

This isn't a solution looking for a problem, it's a solution looking for a problem that's already been solved.

So why don't they call it pussyfishing?

I suspect it's also an arms race to have the most definitions. Oh noes, the OED has 20,000 more than us - better add all the wrong ones too!

Batman aside, I don't see the link between "cat" and "girl".

With few exceptions, driving slower saves gas, so that gay boy should get a credit for gas saved.

One of the exceptions is low speeds, i.e. ones similar to a typical urban hiptard cyclist.

The 55 mph speed limit on US interstates was introduced during an oil shortage. It's not a coincidence.