Are former members of the Imperial Japanese Navy eligible?

I suspect it involves coconuts and swallows.

Problem NOT solved, smartass. Comprehension fail.

[Mel Brooks] Hey, you said "trade-offs twice! [/]

whatever the French call la dolce vita.

That looks like Italian to me.

I suppose they all smell of garlic and generally aren't fat so I can see why an American would confuse them.

Remind me, I stand on which leg and chant the name of which Polynesian deity while doing this?

As someone who's just switched one of his old T40 stinkpads to 7, can you tell me how to make it act like XP?

Mrs Hog is going to buy a lappie with win 8 on it ... I'm sure that'll be a source of enjoyment for all the family.

i am using Linux at work on quite outdated hardware (would have gotten a new PC but never requested new hardware â" Linux Mint x64 runs quite well on it)

If it's 64 bit it ain't old, sonny.

Seems your shift key is broken, though.

NGOML!

Oh, can't we have both? I'd buy tickets to watch that.

I mean *nudge nudge* she may have chipmunk teeth, but she's not so bad looking that it explains why she's never been married *wink wink*

My point is that the neocons felt that a small military force could rapidly democratize Iraq â" that the population was yearning for a western democratic system.

A natural, if naive, assumption for anyone brought up in one.

Sadly, the evidence seems to show that when moon cultists depose a dictator the first thing they do is install another one.

As opposed to Gonzales who said habeus corpus wasn't really a right?

I could suggest you got your J.D. from DeVry but that would be an insult.

To them.

Kinko's?

If he'd wanted to look stupid he'd have assumed that having someone associated with Bush II on the board was a necessary and sufficient condition for being able to snoop on people.

That plus the fact that they were on the defensive - rule of thumb is a 3x advantage.

I'm not a police officer and I have the ability to rob you of your constitutional rights any time I feel like it.

There are certainly ways that could be done. However unless you're a member of the blue light triad you don't have the right to incarcerate him for "resisting arrest" or "failing to obey a lawful order" on a whim.

Your anecdote is about one owner. I see, dodge, go around and spit on dozens every week.

Correction to me previous post: there's a second thing they're doing wrong apart from the owners not being inside - they aren't torching the fuckers afterwards.