Worst Haiku ever.

Cross platform? They haven't even solved cross version.
People used to give me Word 2007 docs to correct. I had Word 2003. After two attempts I started asking for a hard copy that I'd scrawl on with a pen. They thought I was mad until I showed them; If I tried to do it on the 'puter the editing used to happen in a random location. I say random, the one place it didn't happen was where the cursor was.

There's no such thing as a "greatest common denominator".

Stop repeating what you think you heard the grown-ups say.

Did you know the most dangerous drivers are not those who have just gotten their license, but those who have had a bit of experience?

Have you ever insured a car? It's a while back, but I'm pretty sure my premiums went down in the first few years, not up.

Not possible, systemd already has the interpreter built in.

Population is provided by "Otto fuel II" which is a hot expanding gas

It's caused by something expanding, but it's not a gas. At least mine isn't.

In which case the snippet you quoted becomes "I make up I speak for everyone when I say".

If that improves your comprehension it must be pretty poor to begin with.

Nice, but in the real world you often don't have the luxury of waiting that long.

Snot is a noun. The adjective is snotty.

wreckless management

I prefer it to the alternative.

Bluntly, this stuff is a great deal easier than C.

That doesn't make it a subset of C. For some reasons, C programmers tend to take the reasonable claim of "could learn ..." and stretch it to "know ...".

One year starting from when?

If they mean "within one year of event X" then there's a perfectly clear phrase for that. Why not use it?

Can they do CSS properly at 4chan?

I was looking at this.

http://www.wired.com/2014/04/n...

Another example of trying to impose a technical solution on a human problem.

You're supposed to shout "Candygram".