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Comment Re:hey guys lets go easy on them (Score 1) 225

because if they all end up with 15 year sentences, people might start asking why we're such a sensitive target thats so dangerous to attack. it might draw more attention to our business practices and confidential information. our own employees might become sympathetic, nay, might start 'leaking' information on how we skirt banking regulations and use our market dominance to arbitrarily freeze funds or hold 30% of transactions for 90 days, or how we refuse to pay bug bounties and lock out entire countries without explanation.

so if we could just stop over-reacting to this silly hacktivism and just go about our business that would be swell.

Yeah, and I might be a Chinese jet pilot...

Comment Re:Bring on the wearable interfaces. (Score 1) 453

On the other hand, doing what your boss asks of you, even when it's wasting your time in a useless meeting, is your job!

If the meetings prevent you from doing the useful part of your job, tell your boss. If not, sit there quietly, you're paid to take a break.

The pay's the same no matter what I do.

Comment Re:How to eat an insect in 5 easy steps (Score 1) 277

- pour shot of tequila
- sprinkle dash of salt on back of hand
- hold slice of lime in fingers
- pick up shot with right hand while throwing salt over shoulder and simultaneously squeezing lime in left eye
- While pain in eye has you distracted, toss insect in mouth and chase with tequila.

Bah, it's even easier. Just inhale deeply at the wrong time. Happened to me twice this month already. :P

Comment Re:Statism at its "best" (Score 1) 223

This is priceless libertarian pro-corporate agita :D

How about saving people from the endless screaming via ads about having to use whatever new chemicals that will make us shiny, youthful and lovable? People are bombarded with advertising crap every day, sometimes all day non-stop. It is absolutely essential to push back on the worst of their getting rich through innovative chemistry schemes. Corporations do not have a right to propagandize (and even force) us into using their products in the absence of skepticism.

If I was dictator-for-life I'd ban advertisements for drug companies, lawyers, and politicians. Punishable by putting their heads on pikes.

Comment Re:I sense a great disturbance in the web... (Score 1) 223

Try reading.

I have to drive 2 hours to get pork from a family farm. A normal grocery store is less than 10 minutes away.

Then get a freezer and then buy a half or whole hog. One 2 hour trip to the farm once or twice a year is worth it if you want to be certain of what is in your meat.

Comment Re:Windows 8 haters had the right of it. (Score 3, Interesting) 536

Seriously, when one has to Google on another computer for instructions on how to bring up the damn (well hidden) address bar in the browser, you know your "intuitive" design is bad, bad, bad. Luckily I already knew about the (equally well hidden) active corners of the screen to bring up the Start screen, Desktop and Charm bar,so I did manage to get around, sort of..

/rant

What the hell is it with Microsoft's obsession with hiding stuff? Every damn release of a new Windows I have to un-hide more and more things that I want to see, such as file extensions, full file paths, and all directories.

I know! Let's just hide everything!! That would be SO much simpler to use...

/endrant

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