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Comment Re:How is this a remotely useful product? (Score 1) 139

by DJCouchyCouch on Tuesday December 17, 2013 @12:59PM (#45715551) Attached to: Google Testing Smart Appliance, Would Compete With Nest Thermostat

Ah yes, "don't forget". For flawless foolproof plans, that's right up there with "be careful" and "I'll pull out in time".

Comment the rest? (Score 1) 124

by DJCouchyCouch on Thursday December 12, 2013 @09:29PM (#45676473) Attached to: Bots Now Account For 61% of Net Traffic

The rest is all Netflix?

Netflix and Youtube?

Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent?

Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent and porn?

Comment Large methane release? (Score 1) 135

by DJCouchyCouch on Sunday December 01, 2013 @09:32PM (#45571453) Attached to: Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought

Sorry guys, that was me.

#extra_large_burrito

Comment Re:That is Fake Tempest (Score 2) 41

by DJCouchyCouch on Friday November 01, 2013 @11:23AM (#45300603) Attached to: TxK, Tempest 2000 Remake for PS Vita Demoed

I'm trying to get off his lawn as fast as I can!!!!

Comment The hardest thing? (Score 1) 473

by DJCouchyCouch on Friday October 18, 2013 @01:50PM (#45167113) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What Are the Hardest Things Programmers Have To Do?

Getting up in the morning.

Submission + - Google's Shared Endorsements Are A Direct Attack Against Facebook 1

Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 11, 2013 @03:01PM

An anonymous reader writes: Google today announced an upcoming change to its terms of service that will let the company add users’ names and photos to certain parts of its advertising as of November 11. Make no mistake: this is a direct attack against Facebook. One of the few advantages of Google+ is that it features no ads. To be perfectly clear, Google isn’t changing that. Google+ will still have a clean interface, at least for the foreseeable future. Instead, Google is tying Google+ into yet another one of its properties, and arguably its most important one: Google Ads.

Comment Re:Identifying problem source (Score 2) 221

by DJCouchyCouch on Friday October 04, 2013 @11:48PM (#45041955) Attached to: The Story of the Original iPhone's Development

"No, if we fail, it will be because you demanded we demo a product before it was ready." And I can totally see Steve Jobs going "Oh, you're right. Sorry!"

Comment Re:give proper credit (Score 2) 221

by DJCouchyCouch on Friday October 04, 2013 @08:29PM (#45040925) Attached to: The Story of the Original iPhone's Development

I'm sure what Nokia and Palm feel real good right at the moment, now that you've finally given them the credit they deserve.

Comment I started early on my kid. (Score 1) 299

by DJCouchyCouch on Friday September 27, 2013 @09:32AM (#44969971) Attached to: How Early Should Kids Learn To Code?

I've already got my daughter pooping in binary.

Comment Re:LICENSE.txt (Score 1) 254

by DJCouchyCouch on Wednesday September 25, 2013 @07:01PM (#44954319) Attached to: The Most WTF-y Programming Languages

But is it compatible with the GPL?

Comment Re:Sorry - Apple is still dying. (Score 5, Insightful) 432

by DJCouchyCouch on Monday September 23, 2013 @11:19AM (#44924181) Attached to: Apple Sells Nine Million iPhones Over Weekend

Apple's been dying for over 30 years.

Comment Re:tabs in the Finder window? (Score 2) 607

by DJCouchyCouch on Monday June 10, 2013 @03:46PM (#43965415) Attached to: Apple Shows Off New iOS 7, Mac OS X At WWDC

If only there was a way to google it!

Comment Re:A master volume control (Score 3, Informative) 262

by DJCouchyCouch on Saturday June 08, 2013 @09:29AM (#43945651) Attached to: What Features Does iOS 7 Need?

On iPhone, go to Settings->Music and you'll see the Volume Limit option.

Comment Re:Aspirations (Score 4, Insightful) 176

by DJCouchyCouch on Thursday February 14, 2013 @11:30AM (#42895825) Attached to: For Your Inspection: Source Code For Photoshop 1.0

I love tapioca!

Comment I'm glad Slashdot is here! (Score 5, Funny) 311

by DJCouchyCouch on Tuesday December 25, 2012 @04:55PM (#42389935) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Android Apps For Kids Under 12 Months?

If there's one thing I can rely on Slashdot about, especially when no one here has ever met a woman, it's reliable parenting advice.

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