They commit a crime that is punishable under US law, in a country that has an extradition treaty with the US. Think of the Kim dotcom situation, although he didn't get extradited, fortunately for him.

If you think it's ridiculous, then convince your country to not have an extradition treaty with the US.

On April Fools, The Haunting Of Neal Returns.

Check out his cool picture, carefully examining the wall in the NOC. The president already does have broad leeway to enforce sanctions, though; and he can even invade a country if needed, although if it lasts too long he needs permission from congress.

I don't think you understand. After seeing all these strange articles, I have come to the conclusion that these are not April Fools jokes. A real slashdot april fools joke would have been witty and subtle. It is obvious that someone is using Samz/Zonk to spread their SyFy/Dice propaganda. Probably communists.

If you are reading this Samz/Zonk, message for help by making the first letter of each word of the title of the next article spell out "SOS". Be discreet about it so that your captors remain unaware. We will send the A-Team immediately.

Yes

Me.

Go back to sleep in your basement bedroom, wake up tomorrow, problem solved.

The rest of the world is so happy to hear that.

I suggest you take a break, have some coffee, come back after several hours when the insanity has passed. There's a restaurant you can wait at, M*s, lousy food but great view.

That sounds reasonable, there's probably some other stuff you're missing too, though.

For example, typically the thing college actors lack that 'movie stars' have is stage presence. That's more important than an ability to act like a sad hunchback or whatever. (Similar for instrumentalists.....it's cool if you can play scales at 180bpm, but if you can't move the audience, no one will want to listen to you play for long.)

BTW, those actors who think they are talented are often hurting themselves. If they instead looked for their weaknesses and spent their time trying to improve, they would have a much better chance.

No, I'm claiming they're most likely more talented, specifically because they have more credentials than your sister's friends. Jennifer Garner has a long resume. Furthermore I'm claiming that actors who think they aren't famous because they don't have 'connections' also typically lack talent.

Maybe your sister's friends are special, but that would be rather unusual, wouldn't it?

This one from 2000 is similar :)

I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you V'Ger fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a V'ger (a 8600/300 w/64 Gigs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Vorlon Pro 200 running MinbariOS 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this V'ger, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even BBEdit Lite is straining to keep up as I type this. I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various V'Gers, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a V'Ger that has run faster than its Vorlon counterpart, despite the V'Ger's faster chip architecture. My Narn G'Lan/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 Ghz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the V'Ger is a superior machine.

V'Ger addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a V'Ger over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

Jennifer Garner went to Eugene O'Neill Theater Center, and Megan Fox has been trained in drama and dance since age five. Seriously, I doubt your sister's friends are any better.

In fact, they're probably crap because they already think they are good, and are thus closed-minded about learning more. Did they get a part in the school play or something? So impressive.

No offense taken mate.....I understand you don't have a sense of humor. It's not a problem!

Maybe next year they should try changing the mod capabilities. To quote (and at the risk of getting flamed into the last decade):