(1) GNAA posts.
  - It wasn't funny the fist time. Sure some people find it funny, but it goes on and on and on and on and on and (wash, rinse, repeat. . .)

(2) goatse website or image links.
  - Shock humor has it's place, but at least get something new every month. The goatse virus sig is funny though because some thought went into that one.

(3) (TK?)Dessimat0r posts.
  - Content free trolling! Any point to his/her posts? Not that I can see.

(4) ThatMadeNoSence posts.
  - Yes it did. Get a sence of humor or ask questions about what you don't understand. Don't make snap judgments about complicated issues. Things in life are not always simple.

(5)
1)
2) ???
3) Profit!
  - It was funny the first time, it isn't funny the 5000th time.

(6) "In Soviet Russia. . ."
  - This would not be on the list if people put a little effort into the jokes.

(7) Don't forget to pay your SCO Tax/Fee posts.
  - These are starting to get old. Do something new here!

(8) " YODA DOLL MERGED INTO MY. . ."
  - Lame and it wasn't funny the fist time.

password
p@$$w0rd
gnu
gnuewe
rtfm
lotr
doa3
TombRaider
EverCrack
ProgressQuest
root
admin
x
123456
leethaxor
133+h@x0r
keyboard
mouse
Zelda
CowboyNeal
linux
Debian
RedHat
JamesBond
LucyLou
BritanySpears
DrewBerrymore
MatrixRules
sco
riaa
MicrosoftRules
Clippy
golf
pizza
CodeRed
pizza
duckface
cis
login
schwarzenegger [OR whatever the name of your governer is.]
LaraCroft [OR whatever the name of your imaginary girlfriend is.]
Caldera [OR whatever you have as your distro.]
guest [OR whatever you have as your user account name.]
MonkeyPox [OR whatever you have as your machine name.]
20041889 [OR whatever your birthday is.]
[A simple blank password]

WARNING: ANYONE POSTING "In Soviet Russia password enters you" or anything similar will be shot, survivors will be shot again, the dead will be burried face down and pissed on.
Thank you and have a nice day.

BTW: I have not spell checked this post. Please don't bug me about it.

** Jerks **
SQLz (564901)
ThatMadeNoSense (651445)