Call me crazy but none of my firearms accidentally go off.
Standard answers apply here:
1) Yet
2) You're not everyone
3) Many policemen would far prefer that their gun not be useable if someone takes it away from them.
If the religious "would shit themselves", then atheism _would_ be a competing "religion", at least in their view.
In fact, to many (not all) of the religious folk I know, that's exactly what atheism is. They can't even comprehend the possibility of just plain NOT believing in a nonexaminable paradigm.
I see what they did there.
Sorry.
Just wait until they create Photon-Nine. The entire universe will freeze! aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
that's been drinking way too much cool-aid from the bottom of the deep-end of the pool.
As TNY would say, "Block that metaphor!"
And BTW, it's "Kool-Aid," you insensitive-to-trademarks clod.
No, not Rule34, you insensitive clod ^W^W perv.
But for those who wanted their smartwatch to vibrate on incoming messages, why not an app to send you the message, translated into Morse code, via vibration pulses?
While commercial corporations interested in launching their product into space may go with the best price/performance ratio, the chances of a USG contract even being written in a vendor-agnostic manner are slim. It's all about whose district or state the potential money will go.
Golf would be my choice.
Show me how far I am from the next hole.
Ok, do you want the result in:
1) yards
2) meters
3) Libraries of Congress
4) Strokes
?
Stuff that sinks in the ocean tends to be lost for a long time. Absent a tedious, obsessive magnetometer scan of the Indian and Antarctic Oceans, I would expect the missing airliner to be undiscovered for rather longer than these British ships.
I don't suppose the patient's last name happens to be Picard?
No, heart replacement is not what is meant by The Picard Maneuver
Go learn brainfuck and whitespace, and see how many jobs you can get with *those two* under your belt.
(and LolCode, too!)
Fine a baseball thrown by a varsity high school player
Is that a European school or a South African school?
(well, somebody had to ask!)
Dave's not here, man....
Yea, I know, he's on Europa, at least that's where he's been for the last 4 years or so.. Just go with the flow of the joke...
You damn young kids getting WHOOSHED again by us seniors. Now get offa my C&C LP collection... err, I mean lawn.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the best thing anybody could ever do for humanity is take every single religious text and destroy them, the evil they cause far outweighs the good.
Destroy History
I'd settle for moving all the religious texts to the proper section, i.e. Historical Fantasy.
But they'd have a hard time competing with Conan The Barbarian.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse
