Ever here of Snopes? http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/matrix.asp Case was dismissed for no evidence. (She didn't even show up.)

Did you watch the show? Both Grace and Tricia had to play different versions of themselves throughout the entire series. They sure made a believable presentation out of it. I am pretty sure they both received some sort of awards. Maybe not Emey's/Oscars, whatever that crap is that they give to them lowest common denominator movies.

Umm I don't really think 16lb difference is going to matter when most roads are designed to hand regular truck traffic. Prius: 3000lb (~15 sq in per tire * 4) = 50lb / sq in (P195/65R15 tires) Hummer H2 6600lb (~24.8 sq in per tire * 4) = 66lb / sq in (LT315/70R17 tires) This is not even taking in account for under inflated or overinflated tires! http://www.fao.org/docrep/w2809E/w2809e03.htm

This is good enough to be a sig!

>I'm lucky if I can see cyclists and pedestrians after sunset. That's just population control, if there stupid enough to step in front of a moving car then they don't need to be spoiling the gene pool.

But without Replicators we would never have Repli-Carter or Fran.

yeah dhmo is good for making people look like idiots. To bad I didn't read the whole thread first. oh well.

someone already has

So you need a good marketing campaign to spread your FUD. What flavors will you use?

Still it is perfectly able to transport all that iron on your blood, duh!?

It's the midi-chlorian's that allow organisms to time travel, duh!?

It doesn't have to be "John Connor" that saves the day. I am sure the humans would find another leader just as SkyNet "finds" a new creator everytime one is blown up.

Really want to mess with skynet, take away the nukes. Now how's it going to massively retaliate when it throws a tantrum?

If you have a time machine that only goes backwards, made of metal that can't be transported back with you, how are you going to relearn something from the past to go back even further? Leave yourself a sticky note somewhere to be found on the next loop?

Maybe instead of 3.8 billion years that we throw around, make the numbers more user friendly.
take 3.8, that don't sound too big and yeah billion is big but you only have 3.8 of them.

How about 3800 million years, sounds bigger intuitively, especially if your mathematically challenged?

Or shorten it to something you could related to, such as 127 million generations? hmm maybe not, that seems small again like 3.8 billion.

No color printer, you should have gone for the polarized printout to go with the polarized 3D glasses.

>posted here only for the april fools achievement, obviously.

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