An anonymous reader writes: Sunday, March 21st, The cover of Kim Jong-Un's debut movie has been "leaked" to the interwebs; although many are suspecting the leak to have been intended by the man himself. He stars alongside his majestic horse, Jessica, as they undertake an enormous challenge involving tremendous planning and skillful execution. Will they accomplish their honorable endeavor? Will the two co-stars fall in love, perhaps? Whatever is in-store, this movie is sure to pull at the heartstrings, and will undoubtedly become a box office hit the night of the release. Only hours after the "leak", many people have already declared their intention of boycotting this film. As for myself, I am certainly eagerly awaiting the release of this masterful creation.