One of the teachers said this in the interview:

"I get their essays and I go 'You obviously don't know what a sentence fragment is. You think commas are sort of like parmesan cheese that you sprinkle on your words'," said Budra.

If this is what the educator at the University level is using as "English", is it any wonder that the students are failing?

(for anyone that missed it, we do not "go" some particular set of words, we "say" them.

Did you miss the boat? This is called a loss-leader. It's designed to combat Linux by saturating the market with a "cost-free" variant of Windows, which makes the average user go get it. "It's Windows - it must be good. It's been around for years." Then once they have you hooked, they charge you for the rest because it costs you too much intellectually to use something else. The built-in expiry means that as of 2010, you have a few million guaranteed sales of people that have gotten addicted to their Windows 7 environment. This is how Dealers keep their Junkies at their mercy. See post #2. The first one is free. So that you come back and pay for more.

Well, IMHO, IANAL, but I would have done the following:

Go into Internet Explorer. Go to tools|internet options|Termporary Internet Files|Settings.
Set the "Amount of disk space to use" to a 10G or so.
Go and open every spam email.
Clone the hard drive.
Send it to the judge.
Voila.

You could have defeated any intent to have the case dismissed by the "expert witness" by doing something very simple.

"Let the Cache flow through you"