Reminds me of This old chestnut from the Onion.

Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another core on that fucker, too. That's right. Three cores, one chip, and make the third one play MP3's or someshit. You heard me--the third core plays MP3's. It's a whole new way to think about computing. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge--the razor's edge--and I feel like dancing.

I started hacking away with an Arduino a few weeks ago and have loved it. Sensors, motors, potentiometer's, MUX/DEMUX, programming, soldering, it's all there.

You don't even have to be particularly interested in robotics. For example, my first project is a analog drum machine that fires off MIDI messages to my DAW. Lots of pots, wires, understanding low-level MIDI interfacing, it's a blast. So anyway, yeah. I can't recommend electronics hacking / robotics enough.

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If you want something completely under your control, you do not put it online. How hard is this?

... How do they get it into the kitchen?

Really? A toddler pulling the trigger of a .380? A toddler?

I smell bullshit.

The blurb reminds me of the venerable Robokoneko project that never quite got off the ground.

I never asked the Amazon sales team because I never expected to get an answer like that

What. An honest one?

There are PCI Compliant service providers out there, in fact, Visa has a list of them[1]. I work for one.

[1]
http://usa.visa.com/download/merchants/cisp-list-of-pcidss-compliant-service-providers.pdf