Carpool and you will be able to put in the pants of the passenger.

The current apartment neighbors are a bunch of idiots that can't close a door, drawer or cabinet without slamming it. Now all I have to do is place a speaker near the wall and have it play some annoying sound back to the neighbors each time they slam a door.

I accidentally dropped my natural organic medicine in them. I planted it myself and have a prescription.

I was walking and testing and you just hit me.

I did see a show where they retrieved a piece of metal from the bottom of the ocean and determined that the metal was brittle in cold water. In this show they thought the metal was weak and that is why the rivets popped off. If the rivets didn't pop off the Titanic would have floated a few hours longer. They also mentioned the shipyard used steel created with a new manufacturing process.

They must of had a contract with Halliburton

I could use something like this to silence the neighbors barking dogs and the sound of the "big foot" stomping around upstairs.