Victimless crimes? Are you joking?
Nope. We are educating you. Specifically on what a straw man is.
Try telling the guy who was just killed by a speeding driver
All vehicle deaths are not the result of speeding. All speeding does not cause vehicle deaths. Generally it is speeding AND ... Often the AND is the important part. Like speeding AND reckless driving
or the kid that just got shot during a drug deal
Yep. Shooting people would not be a crime if it was not a drug deal. There have also been office shootings. Offices should be illegal.
or the teenager that died from alcohol poisoning
A woman in a radio station contest died from water poisoning. This is more a case of reckless behavior summoning Darwin.
or the guy who's losing money because people would rather steal his stuff than pay for it
You can not "lose" money you never have. You sell bread. I do not buy your bread. Did you lose money? You sell bread. I look at your bread and go home and make my own bread. Did you lose money? However, in "defense" of the people you are talking about, I have been losing a lot of privacy rights... I used to have them, but I no longer do.