I read that in John Cleese's voice.
I could not help but read it in the voice of Kristof the professional insulter
Two words - Cattle Prod. Does a wonderful job, leaves behind no visible marks on circuitry.
Two more words.
Violet Wand.
Leaves no visible marks, and is good for more than just "Mysteriously Bricking" your hardware.
Many many more things.
The other day, I saw some scientist on TV saying that during mission Apollo 11, they installed mirrors on the moon and that he is still using them today by shooting LASER beams at them from the Earth in order to gather data from the reflection (moon distance etc. )
Now some Slashdot reader must have a powerful enough LASER beam around in order to shoot at the moon. Could this good Samaritan please test if those mirrors are really there and report back to us so we can close this case ?
Thanks in advance
The scientist said that none of the conspiracy theorists ever went to see him so he could show them the beam reflecting on those mirrors. I am wondering how many people are aware of those mirrors on the moon...
Every child who grew up watching Mr Wizard.
Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer