There is only one thing that will absolutely, 100% get you placed on my foes list(There are others, but I make exceptions to those rules, unlike this one). That offence is to post a link to Goatse.cx.
That was never funny.
It isn't funny now.
It will never be funny.
I'm simply glad that by default slashdot makes it blatently obvious where the link goes. Still, first-timers will still wander in blindly, and the less eyeballs seared by this foulne