<sarcasm>Wow, I'm sure that attitude will land you a few good jobs. </sarcasm>

Learn to live with it: if your job description says "do X", then you're expected to do jsut that, regardless of what you expected your manager to let you do.

The fish in TFA photo doesn't seem to be very happy about being in the news.

*...would NEED TO have your same ADN.

Won't work. These would have your same ADN.

You can, however, create clones of yourself and eat one of THOSE babies every day. That should do the trick.

Not true:

Mythbusters Polishing a Turd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

True. This isolated case would be a breach of privacy. But all of them combined (wars for oil, prosecution of foreign nationals in foreign countries, killings of civilians, etc) would certainly be enough to put them all in jail for life.

As for guns, your police and armed forces have more of them,

Not my police. I'm happy I'm not an American. There was a time (pre-9/11) when I thought the U.S. would be an awesome place to live. I even visited the MIT to check the place before taking a decision. Then 9/11 happened and your government used it as an excuse to invade some countries and become a police state.

I moved to Japan instead.

Are you going to petition your own corrupt government? The time for petitions is over. You have to man up, impeach Obama, and judge him and all his cronies for crimes against humanity.

This is what you've been keeping your beloved guns for. Use them.

And I guess you choose to ignore those paragraphs that conflict with your confirmation bias. From the article you quoted:

Researchers at Fukushima Medical University, which has been taking the leading role in the study, have said they do not believe the most recent cases are related to the nuclear crisis.

Last month, U.N. scientists assessing the health impact of the Fukushima nuclear crisis said the radiation dose for residents in the region was much lower than Chernobyl and that they do not expect to see any increase in cancer in the future.

Are you seriously citing a website about oil as a reliable source for the dangers of nuclear energy? If so, then you're a fucking retard. And can't even spell "Fukushima", but that's a different issue.

How could any "fallout" from the Fukushima plant affect you 10.000km from here? And how the hell could it kill 14.000 children there? How do you estimate that? Don't you realize that the article you cited doesn't make any fucking sense?

Looks like you're another of the Americans who love to live in fear and ignorance.

I live in Japan. I have been here for eleven years, and I've been through the earthquake/tsunami and all the aftermath.

I call your post bullshit. Cite your references/sources if you want to be taken seriously.

Have you been hiding under a rock for the last few months? Mega gives you 50GB for free.

Yes, I know this is an old discussion, but you'll love this:

http://www.lavandeira.net/2013/05/yes-you-can-buy-knives-and-axes-in-japan/

And that's different from the U.S. how?

Are you really going to choose from one of those logos? They are interesting as a contest to see who creates the nerdiest animated gif, but none of them work as a serious logo.

You have no idea about what you're talking about. I live in Tokyo. Here hundreds of thousands take their bicycles everyday to go just about everywhere. If what you say was true, then thousands would die every year from bike accidents because wearing helmets is completely voluntary.

Guess what? That isn't happening. People aren't dying left and right.

I can't speak for others, but I can tell you that *I* wouldn't ride my bike as often if I had to carry an annoying helmet with me every time I went somewhere.