Jewbird - Slashdot User

Comment Ya'll is a bunch of retard hippie faggots (Score -1) 392

by Jewbird on Tuesday December 01, 2009 @03:53PM (#30287748) Attached to: Recipient of First Software Patent Defends Them

STFU. You know NOTHING about IP law or business or anything and write a lot of words expressing just what an infantile and pathetic lack of understanding all you dumb turds actually possess. You want to give away your software, fine, but MY SOFTWARE IS MINE AND IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING SIMILAR, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO PAY ME LARGE SUMS OF MONEY FOR THE GENIUS THAT I HAVE AND YOUR MONKEY ASS WILL NEVER HAVE.

Comment Good luck with that (Score -1) 144

by Jewbird on Wednesday November 25, 2009 @07:23AM (#30224598) Attached to: US Air Force Buying Another 2,200 PS3s

I'm sure you can find eager young grad students in front of Home Depot to program it and defeat al Qaeda through sheer patriotism. Faggots.

Comment Maybe ubuntu would like to reach out (Score -1) 293

by Jewbird on Wednesday November 25, 2009 @07:18AM (#30224580) Attached to: Ubuntu Reaching Out To 16,000 Anime Lovers

To all the animators making $1000/mo. In Japan.

Comment I developed the best app and still ain't seen shit (Score -1) 268

by Jewbird on Saturday November 21, 2009 @10:14AM (#30183938) Attached to: iPhone Game Piracy "the Rule Rather Than the Exception"

All you faggots telling people the reason no one buys your app is because it sucks, you all deserve to die from anal haemorrhaging. The reason no one buys my app is that the company is run by a filthy, worthless, God-damned bastard sand nigger who's just as much of a lying corporate cheat who belongs in jail.

Comment Re:clue for the non-iphone-user (Score -1) 268

by Jewbird on Saturday November 21, 2009 @10:00AM (#30183888) Attached to: iPhone Game Piracy "the Rule Rather Than the Exception"

either overpriced, uninteresting. or hard to find in the app store

Nice set of rationalizations. Hard to find in the app store isn't something a dev can do shit about is it? Really, the only reason any app is hard to find is if Apple has shitty programmers who can't even get their back-end infrastructure right.

Comment A Fair and Speedy Trial (Score -1) 411

by Jewbird on Friday November 13, 2009 @03:28PM (#30090560) Attached to: City Laws Only Available Via $200 License

Franz Kafka would be proud

LaserMotive Finds Success In Space Elevator Competition 258

Posted by Soulskill on Thursday November 05, 2009 @11:04AM from the i'll-still-take-the-stairs-for-now dept.

Bucc5062 writes "LaserMotive has achieved the first step towards the creation of a working space elevator by qualifying for the $900,000 prize in a contest sponsored by NASA. To achieve this first level, LaserMotive needed to propel a platform up a cable dangling from a helicopter at over 2 m/s. They hit a top speed of 4.13 m/s. The next level of qualification will be to achieve a climb speed greater then 5 m/s. LaserMotive beamed roughly 400 watts of laser power to a moving target at a distance of 1 kilometer, as part of the vertical laser alignment procedure. The target was a retro-reflective board a little larger than 1 meter on a side. The contest will continue for another two days with at least two other teams challenging for the prize. To win the Power Beaming competition, the LaserMotive system uses a high-power laser array to shine ultra-intense infrared light onto high-efficiency solar cells, converting the light into electric power which then drives a motor. 'Our system will track the vehicle as it climbs, compensating for motion due to wind and other changes. Building on our experience from last year’s competition, we are designing an improved system able to capture the full $2,000,000 prize.'"

Colleges Secretly Test Music-Industry Project 208

Posted by samzenpus on Thursday November 05, 2009 @04:32AM from the area-51-flavors-and-then-some dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The music industry is still pushing Choruss, a controversial blanket-licensing scheme, but it is far less innovative than first described. Six colleges are setting it up now, but they refuse to have their names released because the issue is a political landmine — and who wants to be associated with the recording industry?"

Chinese Bureaucrats Duel Over Right To Regulate WoW 128

Posted by samzenpus on Thursday November 05, 2009 @01:39AM from the great-wall-of-azeroth dept.

upto0013 writes "Chinese bureaucrats are battling each other for the right to regulate World of Warcraft. They hope to gain the political clout and the revenue that comes along with controlling a new industry with potential for explosive growth. 'If you supervise a more dynamic area with a lot of growth potential, you have more budget and more administrative muscle,' said Edward Yu, president of Analysys International, an Internet research firm in Beijing. 'They see this pie is getting bigger and bigger, so it is no wonder different administrations are fighting over pieces of that territory.' It's absurd how orcs and elves (and Moonkin) can affect so many different faraway places."

Comment Re:It's yhy anti-piracy is a BAD thing... (Score -1) 294

by Jewbird on Sunday November 01, 2009 @05:42AM (#29940443) Attached to: The Golden Age of Infinite Music

Because, you pretarded dumbshit, all music is dead and buried and irrelevant thanks to worthless bum-ass loser shits like you.

Comment Re:Surprised? (Score -1) 762

by Jewbird on Friday October 30, 2009 @05:03AM (#29921621) Attached to: App Store Developer Speaks Out On Game Piracy

Speaking of over-breeding subanimals, I understand that Islam expects that up to 75% of the men will die in the cause of Allah.

Russia Develops Spaceship With Nuclear Engine 297

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday October 28, 2009 @06:58PM from the glowing-exhaust dept.

Matt_dk writes "The Russian Federal Space Agency Roscosmos has developed a design for a piloted spacecraft powered by a nuclear engine, the head of the agency said on Wednesday. 'The project is aimed at implementing large-scale space exploration programs,' Anatoly Perminov said at a meeting of the commission on the modernization of the Russian economy. He added that the development of Megawatt-class nuclear space power systems (MCNSPS) for manned spacecraft was crucial for Russia if the country wanted to maintain a competitive edge in the space race, including the exploration of the Moon and Mars."

Comment Re:Sure go ahead and watch what happens (Score -1) 757

by Jewbird on Sunday October 25, 2009 @11:49PM (#29868927) Attached to: The US's Reverse Brain Drain

I'll take an American-made baseball bat against any of that shit.

NASA Releases Cool, Free iPhone App 47

Posted by Soulskill on Saturday October 24, 2009 @12:59PM from the iplanets-and-imoons dept.

lenehey writes "A new free iPhone app provided by NASA was released today. The app lists each of NASA's missions, and allows you to see a brief description, the latest news updates, images, videos, etc., corresponding to that mission. A timer is also provided for each mission, logging the days, hours, and seconds until (or since) the mission launch."

Comment Re:Surprised? (Score -1) 762

by Jewbird on Saturday October 24, 2009 @10:46AM (#29856625) Attached to: App Store Developer Speaks Out On Game Piracy

How about you take an 18" serrated edge steel dildo up the ass and die, you low-class faggot-ass piece of shit, you. That's what we're going to do to the 99% of you useless eater shits we don't need. Like the New Jersualem coming out of the Heavens. Every single one of you goyim faggot pigfuckers should be impaled on a stake and will be. And don't ever talk about a real job ever again, you worthless, low-class piece of shit. If it wasn't for greedy Jew crybabies, worthless God-damned fagshits like you wouldn't have real jobs or computers. You'd all be running around the jungle like the worthless loser God-damned monkey buttfuck fags you all are.

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