How about dropping it into an active volcano?

Nearly sounds like the plot of Dredd, sort of.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt13...

The drug of choice was called Slo-mo and altered ones perception of time. In one scene it made someone falling from a height that would have taken maybe 20 seconds seem like hours.

Or say, knowing not to store you wallet on an exchange?

Weren't Dell computers a JIP?

So now Sony Viaos will be JIP's?

I had always thought they were good computers.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one reading this and thinking "zero day exploit campaign".

You would think the FBI would be well beyond using Skiddie exploits though.

They need to pay more attention to the O-level readers!

Version would be a beta release.

I'm sorry, did you just mention a major corporation and the phrase (sufficient deterrent) in regards to penalties in the same sentence?

Where's my ROFLcopter?

I flashed my lights at you to warn you of the impending change.

If the guy received a ticket then drove off and flashed his lights to warn other motorists of a speed trap, isn't the cop behind him? How did the cop see him flash his lights? Was it nighttime?

Enjoy it, I'm sure it's the last freedom in America.

I know I still enjoy a good Hollywood starlet spread spectrum today.

She anticipated that and she's already hacked your fridge!

Ohhho noz!

That and their boobs get in the way of everyone elses work.

Ever tried to work while staring at a womans boobs?

Pets may lack senescence but you can not argue they don't feel emotion at least dogs.

I've seen dogs mope, be depressed when another dog dies, they get uneasy and panicky, they can be loving and gentle, they can be rambunctious.

I think it's these traits that have endeared dogs to us. They have four legs but are similar to that respect to us.