since 2001, which was at least 14 years ago.

I hate it when people show off their mad math skills.

While some are claiming this means

I don't know who the "some" are in that sentence, but no one at the link provided in the story is saying this means NASA created a warp drive.

Stop, already.

In a deliberative body that's chock-full of dumb sonsabitches, Louis Gohmert stands head and shoulders above them all.

Here's my favorite Louis Gohmert quote.

On gays in the military:

"I’ve had people say, ‘Hey, you know, there’s nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks. Well, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, it’s a different kind of fighting, it’s a different kind of war and if you’re sitting around getting massages all day ready to go into a big, planned battle, then you’re not going to last very long. It’s guerrilla fighting. You are going to be ultimately vulnerable to terrorism and if that’s what you start doing in the military like the Greeks did as people have said, ‘Louie, you have got to understand, you don’t even know your history.’ Oh yes I do. I know exactly. It’s not a good idea."

Want another?

Regarding caribou and the oil pipeline:

"So when caribou want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline. ... So my real concern now is if oil stops running through the pipeline ... do we need a study to see how adversely the caribou would be affected if that warm oil ever quit flowing?"

This pretty much says it all right here.

They might as well advertise for "Naive, spinless young suckers who'll do anything for a buck."

I remember my father having to get out the suitcase of a portable computer that work had assigned him, set it up on the dining room table, and dial-in to the mainframe to fix broken batch jobs on weekends occasionally.

I had one of these.

http://ptgmedia.pearsoncmg.com...

Still have it, out in the garage next to dried up paint cans and copies of Argosy magazine. And before you ask, no, "dried up paint can" is not a euphemism for my first wife's corpse.

Warp speed ahead.

Without googling I'm sure one of the two is the D-Day landings.

No, you'd only need to poll those that are active on Yip Yak not all students would fall into that category. Prior to this article I had never heard of it.

I thought those were issued after 911 I remember seeing them on nearly every vehicle.

Darwins law, the gangsta that shoots sideways doesn't live long enough to have lil gangstas that shoot sideways.

That's an interesting thought. I think I'd have to somewhat agree. I fully agree it sounds like baiting.

Given the uses for a gun exactly what use would you have for one that would merit bringing it to work with you?

If you are so afraid that you need to carry a gun to work with you, then you may want to consider moving to a safer area.

Life long gun owner here, but I see no reason to bring one to work with me. In my 30 years of owning guns, I've drawn a weapon on a human being precisely zero times. I've used a gun to shoot at or injure a human exactly zero times. My personal experience guns don't hurt people if they aren't used against people.

Please enlighten me as to which shining new law that doesn't currently exist would stop the next senseless gun death.

Exactly which law including banning firearms will keep them out of the hands of criminals.

Please feel free to succeed where countless politicians and anti-gun lobbyists have failed.

I'll also refer you to look up statistics for laws and gun ownership from the last 40 years in the US, see the trend where fewer gun laws equated fewer gun deaths per capita, until today where more gun laws equates to more gun violence.

You are blaming a symptom not the cause.

Yeah this, I had 1 exactly one after that incident I have avoided dating them at all costs.

Keep in mind this isn't the same Tienanmen Square China.

That's like trying to rob the donut joint across the street from a police station...