Please don't ever tell me about your childhood.

we also have SNSB

Which, if I recall correctly from my childhood, stands for SWEDEY NATIONY SPACE BORK BORK BORK.

If we had to unlock doors to look out the window, to make a new style of breakfast, to move from the living room to the bedroom, then FUCK YES locks would not work for humans.

I don't know about emacs, and definitely not the original vi, but the help in vim is excellent. It even tells you how to get to that help if you run vim without specifying a file to edit, and has a step-by-step tutorial to make sense of the madness.

Fuck, my killer feature, MISSING!

What version of OS X was this? I have a similar machine (slightly more RAM), and it seems to me 10.4 would rather stay in bed. I would happily put an older version on there, but I don't know which one would run well on this machine (and I don't currently have any versions to test with).

Holy crap! Find me a bunch of free applications where this ISN'T true.

Goddamn, 90% of the stuff I try for the first time via apt gets shitcanned five minutes later.

Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

This season, Miranda Otto is Jack Bauer!

Worst of all it can not be simply removed, since it is downloaded and installed again once Google Earth is launched. Users really have only two choices: live with it, or uninstall all Google apps.

Wow, am I actually reading Slashdot? Because that sounds pretty fucking easy to get rid of.

I left it in the machine and turned off the laptop.

You did what to the laptop?

Hyperbole: the lost art.