...is to use dilithium crystals. Someone, please call Capt. Scott.

Watched a scene on Oprah where they had the women rate 3 men from 1 to 10. They hunkiest guy they said was a 9 and the worst guy was a 4. Then they took the pics to the street and along with the pics they put a fictional bio that included job and income. The 9 guy they gave a $25,000 income. The 4 guy they gave a $375,000 income. The women on the street rated the 9 guy a 5 and they rated the 4 guy a 10.

From: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=8910

Don't believe the disinformation doublespeak about why Google CEO Eric Schmidt resigned from the Apple Board of Directors this morning. For the story the Applo-Googlo-controlled media doesn't want you to hear, check out the following straight-ish dope leaked by our sources on "the inside". (What those sources are inside of, we're not saying.)

      1. Too busy now that gmail is out of beta
      2. Nervous about the Apple board's new zero-tolerance meth policy
      3. Couldn't afford the gas for the Google-to-Apple monthly commutes
      4. Just about to crush Apple with gTunes. Oops, did we just leak that?
      5. Preparing to run for governor of Alaska
      6. Can no longer deny that the Zune is the future
      7. Just felt that they'd grown apart: "It's not Apple, it's me"
      8. Tired of lecturing Millard Drexler about his foot-odor problem
      9. Somebody keeps eating his pudding out of the break-room fridge
    10. Offended about the tetherball court being removed at AT&T's request
    11. Confused about how outsourcing works, he's going to serve on the board of some company in India
    12. Won't have time now that he's playing bass for Nickelback
    13. Upset that Steve Jobs refuses to release his real birth certificate
    14. Now he can get that Palm Pre he's been eyeing
    15. Never really forgave the Klingons for the death of his boy
    16. Board meetings interfered with his plans to camp out for opening night of The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    17. Decided to dedicate his life to finally finding a cure for fan death
    18. Could no longer stand the anxiety of hiding his forbidden love for Steve Wozniak
    19. Was only ever in it for the advance copy of Snow Leopard anyway
    20. Couldn't resolve the conflict over which company was going to buy Woot

...is a chip whore: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0624091chips1.html

...thinking that my ex was the only woman in the world to forget our anniversaries--the last 7 in a row. Technically she's not legally an ex, but I'm working on it. Why do all the TV shows give men shit about forgetting anniversaries. I remembered anniversaries and birthdays, but the bitch didn't.

Honestly, I married a 30-year old virgin. I guess she fit the data: non-drinker, church goer, college degree, etc, etc. We decided to wait until marriage to do the deed. Big mistake. Turns out she didn't even know that men ejaculated, etc. "You want me to touch that? Get out of here!" Honest, you can't make this shit up. Oh we had our 2 kids, and had sex once a month for a while. Nothing in the last 7 years. I filed for divorce this past December. Like I said, you can't make this shit up. You are better off with your $20 dates in Springfield.

Come on-- Dr. Crusher can give me a cavity exame any day.

lol

You mean it wasn't available in 2.0.0.0.0.0.0?

I wish I had mod points to mod up. Well said. It's as if the original poster asked whether he should get a Prius or a Honda hybrid and the respondents tell him he should get a horse instead.