Sadly I think you're wrong.

Moxie Marlinspike. That's a Gnome name if ever I heard one.

What the fuck is google?

Worst. Poem. Ever.

Ha! I'll believe that when I'm connected to it.

That they've told you about.

I think its a cultural thing, A lot of people I've spoken to from my country though that the Ferengi were a parody/criticism of American Capitalists.

To preempt any discussion about newsgroups please read the following before posting:

Do not talk about fucking newsgroups, we have a good thing going here, don't fuck it up.

Ah but you see the only reason Australia doesn't have an R rating for games is because the South Australian Governor General won't approve it. Guess who is elected on Christian votes?

I agree except that 1 cubic metre is 1000 litres of water and would weigh 1000kg

Does this answer your question?

Well the PS3 allows you to play PS1 games over remote play. So this phone does pretty much exactly what you say.

I might be missing something obvious here but why hasn't she quit her job and got a safer job such as asbestos removal or parachute tester?

Australian here:

I had both sewing/textiles/cooking (Home Economics) and Woodworking classes in three separate public high schools I attended. Metal working isn't at all rare either. I'm pretty sure at least one of those subjects was mandatory in Victoria.

These weren't huge high schools either. Though the largest one in a small city had a great deal more courses to choose from, I believe for Year 11 my courses included Philosophy and a Cisco CCNA certification.

I think I speak for a great segment of the Slashdot readership when I say:

WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THE ABOVE MEAN?!@

Thank you for your time.