This is not as easy as it sounds.

you drink a half gallon of whiskey, and you get on your big drunk

Choose Android or iPhone-or you could have a Palm Pre with a full Linux-based OS. You can root it with the blessing of the developer, and you still have a monolithic app store for non-power users. Also, cloud-aware contacts management that whips the buttocks of any other address book. But you idiots got all wet for Apple or Google and forgot who the true innovator was!

I recommend Comfort And Joy.

Fuckwit

I will see at least 1,000 more fine San Francisco tits than you will this week. But your point is taken.

Any of you shitstabbers going? I wasn't planning on it but got it together in the last week. I don't know where we're camping, might be around DPW cause one of my friends used her pussy power to score a camper there. Guess I will see you chokers on the playa.

I don't think any of these Linux nerds will be in for great times any time soon

Pretty eight year old Maxy is made to wank off ten men onto his pretty little face then made to lick it all off using his tongue and fingers. He's then made to bring his masters back to erection and turn around, bend over, hold open his cuntcheeks and beg to be gangbuggered. After each fuck the little boy cleaned off each master's cock. Maxy had his cock and balls tied up and beaten with long heavy sticks. A nutmeg grater was then used on his cock and balls, his scrotum cut open so that his balls could be grated directly. They were then carved up with knives. After his cock and babies had been mutilated, the bumboy was stretched out on a rack and holes cut into his body for the men to fuck. After ten holes awere made he was still barely alive and they cut open his throat to so that they could fuck it, too, as he choked and bled to death. EDIT EXPAND

As we boarded the bus, I was behind him so I could look close up at his fabulous sexy bottomcunt. Quite inadvertently (and this is the truth), my hand touched his as I reached out for the rail and found his was still there. The touch was electric for us both. When I made the realisation that I'd placed my hand over his, I pressed down ever so slightly just to guage the reaction and the fact is he was very slow removing his hand from beneath mine, so much so it seemed he was almost reluctant to end the moment. The touch was soft and warm. His skin is so smooth and sexy. He was faffing about with the driver over his school bus pass or whatever it was (or perhaps I should say the driver was being a prick) and I had a valid paid ticket which I just needed to show. So I stood behind the lovely boycreature and waved the ticket over his shoulder at the driver. As I then went to pass the boysexchild to enter the aisle, I purposely let the back of my hand brush against his young, pretty sexcheeks and, as I passed it across his lovecrack, I manipulated my middle and index finger down into it and pressed against the join between his bummycrack and perineum, just very very briefly. He didn't shrivel up like a frightened rabbit or freeze solid. In fact, he just very gently pushed back against my hand with the same level of pressure I was applying to his beautiful succulent bottymeat. Thankfully the bus was empty except for a doddery old thing near the back who was probably blind as a bat anyway. No one to notice this sexual encounter between a not especially attractive boy (not facially anyway) and a man forty years older. I sat half way down the bus. The boy turned to walk down the aisle and looked right into my eyes all the way then sat on the seat adjacent to mine on the other side of the aisle. Several times until the bus began to fill, I caught him looking surreptitiously at me and he caught me ogling him (I almost had my tongue hanging out and would have had my prick out too if I thought I could have gotten away with it!). When he got up to get off, long before my stop, he looked again, long and hard with a come-to-bed look in his blue eyes and the faintest hint of a smile on his lips. His stunningly sexual gaze can only have been rivalled by my passionate stare right back at him. I saw him again briefly when he walked along the side of the bus and looked up at me. Needing to make it patently obvious that I wanted to fuck him, I seized the moment and blew him a kiss. I couldn't help myself. He'd gone past before he could focus enough to react but I saw his head turn with an incredibly sexual look on his face. I wonder if his cocklet was hard. My penis felt ten feet long. Although I've never seen the child before, he obviously lives in this town and it's inevitable I will come across him again. I just hope he reacts the same as he did today. Something might just come of it. I surely hope so. He's not pretty by any stretch of the imagination but his body is very desirable and he's clearly a boy who's confused about his sexual identity. If I could get him into bed and make love to him often enough, I could do incredible and lasting damage to his personality, enough to turn him into my boy sexslave. If I can get the child in bed (and that seems eminently possible, if I can find him again), it won't take long to break him in and to begin training him. I will want to completely corrupt him and twist his mind. I think, from what I saw yesterday, that he is aching for someone to hold him and kiss him, stroke him and play with his body. I think he'll take cock up his boycunt with very little persuasion. It seems to me he wants cock up him and I am determined it will be my cock that takes his virginity.

A pair of beautiful young twins, a blonde boy and girl of seven, knelt naked in a bath. Around them were twenty pretty slaves of both sexes and various ages which had all been well fed and made to swallow a pill containing a chemical compound designed to make them billious and, completely involuntarily, to empty their stomachs by sicking. Their duty was to vomit on the children. They were all made to lean on the edge of the bath and hang their pretty heads over the lovely children or, if they weren't quite close enough, to point their faces in the direction of the bottombabies in the bath so that they could squirt their sick over them. The masters spent a few moments rubbing the slaves' bellies and, in just a few seconds, they began to throw up their sick on the nude, pretty children kneeling, whimpering, in the bath. In minutes, both of the horny little fuckbabies were covered in sick, in their lush blonde hair, on their sweet faces, all over their little chests, on their legs and arms. In fact, there was so much vomit, they were kneeling in it almost an inch deep. Great long saliva trails hung from their chins, sliding down onto their tiny bodies and pieces of tummyslime clung to their cute little crying faces. When the last of the slaves had stopped sicking up vomit onto the little sexbabies in the bath, the children were ordered to lay down in the vile mess side by side and put their arms around each other. The pretty boy and his sexy twin sister were then made to tongue kiss each other thus getting some of the vile sick inside their mouths which up then they'd kept tightly closed. Both lovely children suddenly heaved and gagged and then sicked on each other. Their vomit spewed all over each other's pretty faces and gorgeous blonde hair before they had a chance to point their sprays of tummyspunk anywhere else. The sexy young blondes were ordered again to tongue kiss each other in their pretty mouths and then to lay side by side, face down in all the smelly, horrible tummyspew, and roll about in it. The crying, sickened babysex twin cuntchildren were next ordered to get into a sixty-nine positon with the girl whorelet on top of the boy princess and the sexy young babes were forced to suck, lick and tongue each other between their sexy legs. While they were doing this, two of the slaves were made to scoop up handfuls of sick and pour them over the children's pretty genitals. Next, two of the younger slaves, a girl of fourteen and a boy of twelve, were given a dessert spoon each and ordered to scoop up sick from the bottom of the bath and feed it to the children, made to stand, side by side, holding hands. The were made to actually to spoon the sick into the little children's pretty mouths. The babies were made to swill it around in their mouths and then kiss each other with their lips parted to exchange the sick and swallow everything in their mouths. While the little girl and boy were doing this, the older boy and girl were made to scoop up more of the sick and spoon it into their own mouths, swill it around and then kiss each other to exchange the vomit and swallow it. This lovely scene continued until all the sick had been spooned out of the bath and swallowed by the four luscious children. Finally, the two darling twins were made to lick each other clean from head to foot including sucking the muck out of each other's hair.

Slaves brought before us fully clothed/Mothers made to strip their children naked/Children taken on our laps for fondling/Women made to do dirty disco dancing while stripping themselves nude/Women made to kiss and wiggle together/Rules explained to women/Women made to read from cards given to them/Mothers made to suck their childrens' bottoms, Annalisa made to suck mothers' bottoms/ Women put in daisy chain for cunt and bottom sucking/Children added to daisy chain/Mothers made to spank their children/Annalisa brutally caned on bottom, cunt and breasts/Children put on potties/Mothers made to eat and drink out of potties while children lick each other's bottoms clean/Annalisa made to eat out of Laura's and Lindy's bottoms then to poo on their faces/Mothers caned on bottoms and breasts/Children caned between the legs/Leon made to cane the other children on their bottoms/Women made to eat and drink out of the children's potties/Leon made to cane his mummy's bottom/Laura made to cane her little boy's bottom/Lindy and the tit torture board with studded belt/Women in milking contest/Laura and Annalisa punished for losing/Children raped in their mummies' arms/Lindy gangraped/Laura buggered while fucking Annalisa with a 15" strap-on dildo/Annalisa gangraped/Laura gangraped/Women use the scat toilet with the children inside/Masters feed the women direct in the mouth from their bottoms/Children whipped/Women whipped/Women in breast weighing contest/Laura punished for losing/ Lindy punished for heaviest breasts/Annalisa punished for being pretty/children punished/Lindy in iron maiden/ Children hung up in a daisy chain (Leon by hooks in his nipples, Dean upside down by his willy from Leon's willy, Jaya by her nipples from Dean's nipples, Joni-Lee upside down by her bottom from Jaya's vagina, and Lauren upside down by her vagina from Joni-Lee's lips and tongue)/Laura wears spiked breast and genital clamps/ Annalisa hung up by her breasts/Leon given knife and dressed in spiked wrist and ankle bands/allowed to kill Lauren by stabbing her up her little cunt with the knife/Dean made to fight Jaya/winner made to fight Joni-Lee/ torturing Lindy Sutton's breasts, Kenny made to push hundreds of skewers through her fat bobos/surgery on Annalisa/eating Annalisa alive/killing Annalisa/Lindy and Laura fighting/making the children fight/surgery on the boys/surgery on the girls/killing the children/Lindy forced to choose which of her own children to kill herself, Dean or Lauren/she chose Dean/Lindy placed nude on the 1-way chair with her bottom available for use and her cunt forced down onto a 2 foot long four inch diameter torture penis which penetrated her uterus/a two foot long half inch diameter child-torture dildo strapped around her hips/Dean placed nude in Lindy's arms facing her so she can tonguekiss him/Lindy required to force her son down hard onto her torture penis until he was completely impaled on it by his bottom and then to fuck him up and down with her hands until he died/at the same time, Lindy made to fuck herself up and down on the big tirture dildo inside her vagina/Lindy and Laura make love to each other together with the dead children/Lindy and Laura eat each other's children/surgery on Lindy/Laura kills Lindy/Laura makes love to Lindy's dead body/Laura eats Lindy/surgery on Laura/killing Laura/eating Laura