Comment To complete my geek glee... (Score 1) 360
they need to figure out a way to synthesize Majel Barrett's voice based on current samples so that the Majel interface can respond with her voice.
Comment Perfect keyboard was already invented... (Score 2) 93
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
Why bother trying to re-invent the wheel?
Comment Re:Angry Nerds (Score 1) 848
No way, Angry Nerds will not be in the App Store!
It has to be! Although I haven't quite figured out how to knock down the silicon chips on level 5 yet with only 2 Bill Gates heads.
Comment It's so nice to see... (Score 5, Funny) 157
this table is updated periodically.
Comment No offense to Yates, but... (Score 1) 357
Why couldn't it have been J.J. Abrams? After what he did with Star Trek, I'd trust him with just about any major reboot.
Comment Projected from... (Score 1) 81
a little lens, maybe mounted over one of my eyes. And if that lens also shot red laser beams well then I think we'd have a product.
Comment Absurd (Score 1) 420
The idea of blaming Columbus for this is absurd. Clearly the blame lies with the Spanish government who sent Columbus exploring to begin with and therefore Spain should pay for all the world's global warming expenses. I'll submit this to a UN subcommittee for review immediately.
Comment Re:oblig... (Score 1) 1799
Oh and before you get to #3, it's blue.
Comment oblig... (Score 1) 1799
1) What are your problems? Not some random vague laundry list like "Wall street is bad," or "The rich suck." A short, specific, list of the things you believe are big enough problems that they warrant protesting over.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Comment Ugh (Score 3, Funny) 334
Freaking Replicants.
Comment HA! (Score 1) 155
I knew those whirled peas advocates had it all wrong.
Seriously, though, even just visualizing a good steak a minute ago calmed me down. I'm thinking this might actually be a tactic known as "distraction through hunger". It works for angry dogs too. Maybe the brain can only handle one primal urge at once.
Comment tests confirm... (Score 2, Funny) 122
Comment Possible Solutions? (Score 1) 173
How about including in the safes somewhat fragile dye packs that will rupture when exposed to excessive pressure?
How about a GPS chip that gets sucked up into their bag o cash?
Submission + - Facebook Inaccuracy Regarding Friend Finder Usage
eegad writes: After seeing many of my friends being advertised as having used the Friend Finder tool on Facebook, I began to question this, because these friends seem the type to be more security conscious than to type their email address and password into a Facebook tool or upload their contact file. I've just confirmed with one of those who had been named that they have never used that tool. Is this an error on Facebook's part, some allowable form of advertisement that we've all agreed to or just a big fat lie to get more people using the tool? In any case, it can't be good.
Comment They did it all... (Score 1) 88
They did it all for the wookie. C'mon. The wookie.
