From Urban Dictionary: 2. SCOTUS SCOTUS (n) A highly sensitive patch of skin between the legs running from the genitalia to the anus. Yo bitch! Lick my scotus.

The red ring of death, the Zune, and now the Surface. Microsoft can't make hardware. Considering Windows Vista, Windows 8 and the ribbon in Office, they aren't very good at software either.

Marvel Comics has been Mickey Moused!

"Common sense" is a big misnomer. Sense has never been common. Most people have none, and did even before gadgets.

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

If she doesn't get this done really quickly, Mattel will make a Caribou Barbie doll before she gets a chance to stop them.

If the scammer uses the right approach, anyone can be conned. The ones who think they are too smart are usually easy marks.

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!

We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

I think a clown suit would be better. He looks like Zippy The Pinhead.

Domino Sugar sued Domino's Pizza for trademark infringement. For a while, they changed their name to Pizza Dispatch. The courts eventually ruled that the products were so dissimilar that no confusion in the marketplace was likely to occur, therefore no infringement. A vaguely similar phrase describing a fictional product would probably be considered non-infringing as well, but think geek does not have the kind of money to defend itself like Domino's did. It is a shame that frivolous cease and desist letters and lawsuits aren't a criminal offense.

Why not .cum?

Bribery and graft are simply how business is done, and Microsoft has a lot of moolah to grease palms with.

Linux is too complicated for 99.999% of the public. As long installing new software isn't as simple as clicking on an icon, this will always be so. Hate Windows? Get a Mac.

Don't fix a computer with no COA unless they can bring you the original CD and COA, or are willing to buy a copy of Windows.