Ok, so now that we're down to just four teams, who are your superbowl picks? I think we'll have a Gruden Grudge Bowl. Tampa Bay over the Raiders, 24-17. I don't think the old guys can pull it off.

Hello. How are you today?

Yup.

u r teh sux

This has really been a shitty week here in St. Louis. If you're not from here, you probably don't understand what a sports town this is. We love our sports, and we love our players. Jack Buck has been an icon for years, and Darryl Kile has been a steady, solid pitcher for us since we acquired him from Colorado.

Before all of this happened, the Cardinals were World-Series bound. Will this hurt them emotionally, to the point of burying themselves? I say no. I think they'll try even harder, and bring home a world series ring in the names of Jack & Darryl.

Oh... And lookout NFL, because the Rams are really gonna put the hurt on this year.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled trolling.

"The Shithole", by News For Turds
Sung to the tune of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.
Enjoy!

Hey, don't write that comment yet.
It's only on Slashdot you feel left out,
And looked down on.
Just troll your best.
Troll everything you can.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough,
For some A C.

Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better while logged in,
So don't A C.
Troll right now.
And just be an ass.
And don't you worry what the moderators
Are gonna say.

Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

(guitar solo)

(repeat first verse)

(repeat chorus)

I am cool

L0rdkariya brought up a good point today. As a general rule, trolls seem to have better grammar and spelling than the typical dumbass "Micro$oft sux adn linux is teh bomb" geek.

Some of us, like myself, like to act like a dumbass and say stupid shit like "G to da mutha phukken oatse", but we're really just making fun of the lame-ass idiots.

Just a thought.

Fuck

Katz is a fucking idiot

Let's hear it for all da logged in trolls! Woohoo!

Ok... Say it with me...

G to da mutha phukken oatse
C to da mutha phukken izzzzzzex
HellZ yeah, you know how it is bizznitch

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