Some bright morning when this life is over, I'll fly away
To a land on God's celestial shore, I'll fly away

Living in california makes for some interesting challenges.

Can't buy a house, even if I could I dont really see the value except for what you could sell it to some other sucker for. Seems like eventually everyone would just wise up.

"what were you doing last night?"

umm, looking at porn.

"BULLSHIT! history isn't cleared you were playing that damn game wern't you?"

No no hun, I was making a slashdot journal entry so you could read whats on my mind.

"Whats on your mind then?"

irony meets recursion.

This is in the future, but by the time you read it. It will be the past.

"My head asplodes."

Wife is sniffing, "did you fart?"
I replied, nope, I kinda sniffed but didn't smell anything funny. Under the table my 2 year old daughter said "no, I farted". Shocked by her response we asked, "why did you fart?" She got up out from under the table saying "butt, butt" my wife didn't really hear what she was saying until our daughter stood up, turned around and did the airport security pose, saying "from there". Funniest thing we have ever seen, and the stupidest thing to ever laugh at. Wh

Was looking for something to brighten my day with.

http://www.mitsubishi-presentations.com/proj_pocket.asp

This website used to say june/july for availability.

September seems soo far away. Considering I have been waiting since january for this.

sucks sucks sucks

Everything you are doing is wrong.

If you had someone else to critique it from an outside source they could insight you with what would be the 10 other possible more proper ways to approach your situation. Anyone else who agree's with what you are doing is doing so only to justify their own actions. This is recursive to an infinite depth.

Long story short.
We used to pay $550 a month rent for a 3 bedroom home. In my area thats unbelivably cheap, its my mother in laws place. We really want to buy a house and could almost swing it if we had the %10 down. Although with the market at where its at I wouldn't buy a cemetary plot. So we want to buy but have no money and no place to buy at. We figure we start with step one, get money then see when the prices will become reasonable.

Third watch is on its last shift.

I just hope they end it well.

chant with me everyone, "SPIN OFF! SPIN OFF! SPIN OFF!"

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/24/television.thirdwatch.reut/

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/news/2005/04/01/Entertainment/Mitch.Hedburg.Dies.Comedian.Was.37-909491.shtml

Mitch Hedberg.
dead.

God I hope this is a joke.

The forum I read this one had a list of his material, so i'll put it here.

Being pacific coast... I could be considered cheating... I am starting to play guild wars 2 hours ahead of schedule...

In return I invited guildwars@arena.net to a gmail account!
Hope he likes it!

http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=127346&cid=10646611

Hopefully no one will reply and mess it up.

Seriously. Dont.

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=124056&cid=10411005
At the time of this writing i'm at 0 overated and child is +1 interesting.

Honestly I feel pretty fucking offended.

But oh well, maybe karma does work out, this one: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=123419&cid=10411513 hasn't been touched.

Description: Critical flaw in "Where I work Office Suite (tm)" can cause extremely cold conditions to occur because we're multizoned if you can ever call it that. I dont know who is controlling us but our air conditioning is on full blast and it was 45 degrees when I came in this morning. (With an outside ambient temperature of 75).

You don't need no friends, get back your faith again, you have the power to believe,
Aanother dissident, take back your evidence, it has no power to decieve.
I'll believe it when I see it, for myself.

I don't need no one to tell me about heaven,
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth,
I can see the sunset and I perceive.

The wife heard the babys toy play music last night when she went to the bathroom. Its in the babys toy box in front of the fireplace. Its one of those round toys that play music when you spin it or press a button. It was playing the music from spinning the button. When she came out to see what if thats what really was playing she heard that final "goodbye" tune that toys play when kids stop playing. Something confirming she really did hear the toy playing while no one was in the room.

eXpressive: 4/10
Practical: 9/10
Physical: 6/10
Giver: 6/10

You are a RPYG--Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.

I dont know if i'm offended or not.
I think the fact that i'm not sure means I should be. But then it means I only offend myself.