Time mag wrote that the '00's were the worst decade EVAR! I can't deny that, but they ain't seen nothing yet.
Folks, you are going to be in pain. Pain Pain Pain. How can I say it? You're going to be hurting.
I can see it, and so can most of you. Hell, I'll skin a kitten just for fun, but the pain you all are going to be in actually brings a tear to my eye.
You may as well get a head start on everyone else. Start thinking about what it really means to be an American. Start thinking about what it really means to be a human being. Start realizing that you have a choice. You can't be both.
We're going to discover that it's becoming physically impossible to be an American. The laws of thermodynamics prevent it. Or maybe it's karma. Or maybe we'll just be the first empire in history destroyed by stupidity.
So I would recommend that you choose to be a human being. Being an American isn't going to be very easy in the next decade.
Happy New Year, a little early.