Comment Standard MS Joke (Score 5, Funny) 413
How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just redefine darkness as the new standard.
So now all we need to do is create a container of anti hydrogen and surround it with an electrical barrier to have our floating cars =)
That annihilate a few city blocks when two cars collide.
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.