Could I get a clear definition of what animal rights activists mean when they define "vivisection?"

Cripes, I fail big time! 2 million is not 200 million!

I've known this for a while. For years, I've been skeptical every time a scientist claimed that the moon was 2,006,000 years old.

However I'm told that OpenSSL works a bit better.

I'm pretty sure that a national internet ID system would be a joke even if it included some sort of tire pressure monitoring

then why are they using computers?

There, it saw 4 baby turtlenets crawling in a green ooze...

Just like go to the Goodwill store or something, there are plenty of $20 tables there.

Microsoft was doing so great on their new feature set for IE9 up until they listed the ability to turn ActiveX back on.

I mean, after the morality squads reject the .xxx tld, Ill just have to get my hardcore porn at a website with a working tld: www.titfuck.jesus

I mean, if you try to sell porn across state lines, some overzealous, butthole-of-a-sheriff in Florida might extradite you for obscenity charges.

I mean, all you have to do is start up a $500 electronic device, log into a web service, and generate a bar code that has to be scanned at the register. In the past, i had to go through the painstaking hassle of quickly sliding a small piece of plastic across a device after audibly saying "I would like a coffee."

You can search the net with ease...

If your 5 year old is able to use an iPhone proficiently, then he/she probably should be reading something more complicated than a children's book anyway.

Speaking as a nerd, you should be fully aware that correlation does not nessecarily mean causation.