Journal Journal: Keitarou - The Sex God Of Slashdot
Hello loafers, coach potatos and all-night IRCers. I am Keitarou (Japanese for a sexy geek, I think), and I came to bring sex to Slashdot.
That's true. Nobody's here talking about real sex. It won't be hard finding people talking about gay porn, but nobody's talking about real, straight sex. You know, that kind that involves a penis, a vagina, fingers, mouthes and a lot of sweat.
That's what I'm for. I appoint myself to be the Sex God of Slashdot. I will help you, guys, to get laid. I will take your breath away.
So come on, make me a friend of you, and I'll show you the light.