Comment Re:yeah, right (Score 1) 209
At which point they promptly execute you
But only if you're legally retarded
At which point they promptly execute you
But only if you're legally retarded
And deranged pink horses are extremely Flatulent
The multiverse is still paying for that
It's not like those monkeys will work for bananas
Plus there's the initial investment
Not to mention the flying fecal matter
as I stated my age above, no need to repeat.
My one bitch
You should get 30 decades to be in your 30's
I've had (been awhile) 18, 21 etc, etc, etc year old *tang*
They were all very fine, beautiful, as only youth can bestow
But to me anyway when they reached their 30's they stopped being girls and became women
I guess my point is everyone matures at a different speed.
Enjoy your 30's buddy
You ain't ever gonna get that back
How do you even respond to this without one of them walkin sticks
Or something more lethal
and saying to the guy *I Am Not Left Handed*
Just wait umtil you see what my right hand holds
i wub you *wink*
So many ways to respond to this
So little time to waste on it
I'm (just barely) on the wrong side of 50 (how the fuck did that happen)
I'm blessed in that women in their 30's
Well even when I was in my teens I was into women in their 30's
although these days 40'ish and 50'ish women are fascinating
but I digress
Apparently you drug women to get them to spend any kind of time with you
but I use it for leering at much younger women
(sometimes I even flirt)
Still end up with a bent nose sometimes tho
and every once and awhile I get that moment where you yell *Wee-Haa There's a naked woman in my bed*
"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak." -- Phil Wayne