How about frikkin' laserbeams!

We need to use nuclear light bulbs

It's about time they knocked it off. Damn GE light bulbs ain't worth a shit!

Not only that, but with no light bulbs, there will be no screw in a light bulb jokes. Can comedy survive?

Computer manufacturers have become just like the big 3 auto manufacturers in the 1970s. They have never come to a corner they didn't cut. Asking 90% of computer buyers to burn their own recovery media is unreasonable. Surfing the Internet and checking email is all they know how to do. Even if they do have some idea about burning discs, they don't know which brands are good, and which will only make coasters, and you get only one chance to burn recovery media. Hewlett-Packard-Bell (I am comparing two companies, not confusing them) started this disgusting trend. It is transparent that their attitude is "There's a sucker born every minute. They are dumb enough to buy our computers." Once the rest of the industry saw HP getting away with this, they followed suit.

Ha ha! Charade you are.

We have known that Mars used to have water since the Viking probe in the '70s, and that the martians had to go underground. Why are they pretending this is not old news?

While they are at it, why not ban cloaking devices and disruptors.

The worst part is that countless people will die when it is used to seize shipments of unauthorized generic versions of still patented drugs that would cost more than a years salary per dose if bought "legitimately".

Malamanteau is a perfectly cromulent word.

Unless we can force all porn sites to move there, it will just be another useless TLD. Already, your site will never be seen if it ends in anything but .com, because most of the public thinks all sites do.

No, of course it is not immoral to cure a disease. Who asked the stupid question, a Jehovah's Witness? A Christian Scientist? Such crazy talk could not have come from anyone but a religious nut who thinks God wants you to suffer, or he wouldn't have punished you for your sins with a disease. People who believe since nonsense would have kept us in caves, or caused our extinction if they had run the world from the dawn of man until now.

Celeron? Too expensive at free. The slowness is going to make you crazy. Dork Patrol's optimization isn't going to help.

Windows has always been a rip-off of Mac, and a poorly done one at that. There is nothing new about that. Microsoft has always ripped off, they have never innovated, except possibly with Microsoft Bob, which they cannot blame on anyone outside the company.

This announcement would have meant something in 1997. In 2009, not so much.