"I was big enough for your mom!" -- Pluto

Because a little head never hurt anyone.

Share anecdotes from your past where you learned a life lesson, especially where you made a mistake or bad choice and learned from it. That way it comes across as not so much a morality lecture and more the loving, caring advice you want to share. It provides context. It humanizes you. It makes a bigger impact on her. And it makes a connection from you to her that will endure as she lives her life and raises her children.

Your map is ready.

Sounds like marketing bullsh^H^H puffery to me.

Another part of my youth about to be tossed in the dustbin of time.

Asshats all the way down.

Do you mean a zone of lawlessness where my Constitutional rights are violated in the name of "freedom"? Where law enforcement official engage in criminal acts to "protect" me? Where my privacy is illegally violated as a matter of policy?

No thank you, Oberführer Caldwell.

"WE would never do that . . ." -- Amazon.

Just make it illegal to use Waze to commit a crime.

There. Problem solved.

Is this an area where Twitter leads Instagram?

*pigeon -- LOL

Since college, I have been encouraging people to help save the American Clay Pidgeon, colorfully-marked creatures "fragile as eggs" that a slaughtered every day and left to rot in fields at the hands of wildly enthusiastic gunners.

The marketing drones have won. Style triumphs over substance.

Your logic is flawed by asssuming that they play for different teams. They are all one team against us.