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Journal Journal: Work E-mail: You don't need my stinkin' e-mail

I don't feel bad about not getting any wierd e-mail at work to share with you recently, since my co-workers are keeping you entertained ... again.... and again.. Thank heavens one or two people RTFA.

Freedom of speech is great, but the freedoms the press takes with taking one tiny statement out of context, wrapping their own context around it, then blowing it completely fscking out of proportion has me gagging on my Wheaties.

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Journal Journal: Printer finger printing...

Why do I want to be able to print anonymously? Perhaps I am printing...
  • Political pamphlets
  • Financial information
  • Bisexual newsletter
  • Photos of my kids
  • Photos of my pets
  • Photos of my privates
  • Photos of your privates
  • Shopping list for the militia's annual banquet
  • Love letters to Martha Stewart
  • Photos of Martha Stewart
  • Photos of Martha Stewart's privates
  • Anonymous letter to the editor I wrote on the subject of abortion, gun control, education, animal rights, oil exploration in the Arctic...
  • The Terrorist's Handbook
  • Draft of the comedy I'm writing, 101 Ways to Kill an Annoying Neighbor
  • Diagram for my patent application for a new kind of bomb
  • My thesis on the state of airport security
  • My diary

Frankly, I don't want the government, a stalker, a criminal, or anyone else tracking my activities, behavior, movements, beliefs, personal interests, family members, friends, and so forth through

  • my printed documents
  • contents of my garbage
  • personal information collected under pressure by a minimum wage store clerk
  • lipstick left on a coffee cup
  • magazine subscriptions
  • shopping cards
  • credit cards
  • fingerprints
  • browser cookies
  • subdermal ID chip
  • RFID in canned goods
  • street corner cameras
  • stop light cameras
  • medical records
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Journal Journal: 70+ teraFLOP/s - Need I say more?

fsckheads rejected me again, so I'll share this tasty tidbit with my tiny audience:

The DOE has announced a record breaking performance of 70.72 teraFLOP/s from the BlueGene/L (BG/L) supercomputer, running at just a quarter of its final size. Not even finished, BlueGene/L is already kicking the daylights out of long-standing #1, Earth Simulator, and not just for speed: the completed BG/L will exceed Earth Simulator's performance by a factor of about nine (360 teraFLOP/s!) while requiring one-seventh as much electrical power, and one-fourteenth the floor space. Lawrence Livermore National Lab will be taking delivery of the first quarter of BG/L, developed by IBM and DOE for the nation's Stockpile Stewardship Program, this month.

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Journal Journal: Back from the dead!

No, not a Grateful Dead tour, but I wish... loooong hours at work over the summer destroyed any chance of having a decent vacation, and autumn kicked off with more weddings than I could shake a stick at. I did get to spend a week in Sioux Falls, and while I wouldn't exactly call it a tropical paradise getaway, EROS Data Center is pretty cool.

Now the long hours are over, and I've got my life back - so I once again have time to read the latest /., metamoderate your dumbass moderations (if I don't laugh out loud, I'm not gonna agree with you that it's Funny), post some perverted links, share some of my bizarre Work E-Mail, brush my teeth, and pet the dogs...

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Journal Journal: Work E-Mail: Rotational Tuning Station

I'm starting a new series in my journal called "Work E-mail" where I will post interesting e-mails I receive at work as part of my job as Web Goddess. I will refrain from commenting on these e-mails and leave the reader to draw his own conclusions.

The first post in this series concerns one of several government facilities designed to adjust the Earth's rotation as needed. One reference I found to this was Retroweb's Lynchburg attractions page.

E-mail Received at Work:

Hello, I found an article online that stated the following:

"Lynchburg VA is home to an unusual scientific facility, a "rotational tuning" station, part of a global network of twenty-four such stations operated jointly by NASA and the U.S. Geological Survey. Each station houses three powerful F-5 rocket engines which are fired in tandem with those at all stations around the globe when it becomes necessary to make minuscule corrections in the Earth's rotational speed (angular velocity). The global array was built in the early 1970's and has been used for two corrections, the most recent firing occurring on August 16, 1988 in which a synchronized burn lasted 8 minutes and 14 seconds. Another correction was scheduled for May 2003, but was cancelled after it was deemed unnecessary. Rotational Tuning Facility #9 is just south of River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg, however, the facility is within a government restricted area and visitors are not allowed."

I can not find any information online that this or any other facility exists. Do these exist, and is this possible?

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Journal Journal: The problem with being a web developer... 2

...is that publishing information on the web brings the crackpots out of the woodwork. In this case, it's some meanie who thinks I should take down some of my web pages because he doesn't like them. See the complete e-mail correspondence between me and the mean guy who wants some of my web pages removed from my site . IMHO, what he really wants is for me to stop promoting his competitor's business... but that's only my opinion and the sole theory I have at this moment.
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Journal Journal: The Links/Finding the girl for you redux

If she turned her nose up at the lovely proposal, maybe it's time to find a more technological solution...

Are you a Het Hackerette? Gay Geek? Bi Beowulf Clusterer? They make 'em in girls and boys! Can't afford an entire artificial person? Check out the Accessories page where you can find affordable spare parts .

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Journal Journal: Don't forget your card in the ATM machine! 2

An acquaintance of mine relayed the following experience at an ATM:

He went to the ATM machine, performed a transaction, then walked away from the machine, forgetting his card. The next guy in line pulled the card out, put it back in and pulled out $100 and was never asked to enter the PIN number for the card. The third person found the card and turned it into the bank. My acquaintance complained to the bank, who said, in effect, "yeah, we know about this 'feature' but it's too petty to worry about" and reimbursed the stolen $100.

To clarify, it appears once a card has been used, the PIN successfully entered, and the transaction completed, that the ATM remembers the PIN/authorization and allows the cardholder to subsequently insert the card and complete additional transactions without reauthorization (i.e. entering the PIN) provided (I assume) second card hasn't been used and somehow cleared knowledge of the first card.

I cannot vouch for the reliability of this tale, and I didn't turn up anything specific about this 'feature' in the 15 seconds I spent searching the net.

Does anyone else have experience, knowledge, or information about this that corroborates this tale? I'll keep looking and post anything I find.

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