You being a retard isn't newsworthy. Tesla (and battery powered cars in general) being fundamentally broken in cold weather... well, that's not really newsworthy either. Last year tesla tried to blame the new york times for their car being shit once it gets cold.
Anyhow, you need to step up your game if you want to make the papers. I mean, you're competing with Justin Beiber being a retard. Maybe if you drop trou at a red light and drop a steamer in the street.
A couple weeks back, I read an old article by RMS concerning GPL exemptions/dual licensing. He supports it.
GPL with exemptions is really BSD. A finer grained control, perhaps, in that the copyleft owner can pick and choose. Put a price on whoring out FREEdom. FREEdom? More like "show me the money!".
Remember melamine? Somebody discovered that you can water down your milk, add some melamine, and profit. So melamine milk goes in baby formula and dog food.
Let's say you have a dog or a baby. You buy a bag of dog food/baby formula, and that's all they eat for a month or two, until you run out and buy the next bag. And if it's got melamine, now you have a dead dog. Or a dead baby.
Variety is the spice of life, folks. If you eat nothing but soylent, you will die. I can't live with that.
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.