Holey shit Sheryl horowitz is one hot chick. Shes the former fatty that lost 75 pounds on jared's Subway sandwich diet, whose now in the subway commericalz. i would fuck her so hard, hareder than i fuck my fists when potsie and i read national geographics together.

Yo Sheryl, why don't you swing on over to my place and let me slap your still-fat breasts with all four inches of the pride of milwaukee? Hell yeah, sit yo ass down on my HOT ROD (introduced episode # 00004E).

Either that, or fuck off and die in a sandwich related accident and go to hell and give blowjobs to satan for mercy. Eat your left tit for NUTRIENTZ or some shit - nobody turns down Donny Most (tv's beloved RALPH MALPH fucken ALPHA) and lives to see tomorrow.

DAM I AM FUCKIN HORNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously pity all yuo FOOz who think you can keep the Happy Dayz krew DOWN by subnet banning me. You can censor me, fucken RALPH MALPH ALPHA, but youll never escape the long arm of the FONZ. just wait and see....you will soon learn the meaning of the word "PIAN."

Did you know that?

I just wen on a virtual tour of CANADA, and you know what I saw? I saw CANADIAN FAGGORTZZ running around smoking canadain cockpipe. That;s a lameass country you got there, you homogaysexuals.

neighbors to the north my ass. go home, stay home, and cry yourselves to sleep. god save the queen, you bitches.

Yeah, you know that I am, thatz why your sucking me off by reading this. You may as well add me to your friends list. Otherwise I will buttfuck your face.

Happy Days 4 LiFE.
Ralph Malph Alpha stabz ya dead
Ritchie Cunningham be livin large wid his hoes
Potsie gangbangin from beyond his jail cell
Mr. Arthur Fonzarelli gives ya three thumbs up
Joanie suck ya off while
Chachi tapz her ass

Damn, that's a fucken long ass haiku. 5-7-5? nah bitch, that's 5-7-FLAVA.

Enough for now. Fuck you.